Fluzzy

A state of being which is feeling both exhausted and horny in equal measure and you don't know which one is going to win out. Obviously horny ultimately wins out but you don't know that when you're feeling so fluzzy.

Sharkey I'm feeling fluzzy... could you do all the donkey work tonight?

by Sharksie July 7, 2022

head fuzz

The various subtances (including pubic hair, lint, fuzz, fur, etc.) That get caught underneath the foreskin of an uncircumcised man's penis

Guy 1: I got a boner in my fuzzy pajama pants last night, commando style.

Guy 2: That must've left some serious head fuzz

by Mount 'n' Do Me February 25, 2010

fuzzbomb

A furry critter (usually small like a rat, a gerbil, a hamster, etc., but larger animals like cats can also be fuzzbombs) that one has as a pet; esp. a pet that an individual has become highly attached to.

{Craig}: Nikki! Here kitty kitty kitty! Here Nikki! Come here, my special little fuzzbomb! That's a good girl!!!

by Telephony August 24, 2012

Fluzheimer's

The condition in which a really nasty viral infection causes your mind and memory to shut down

William: I felt so sick this weekend, I didn't even check my calendar and I totally forgot about Kate's party.
Phil: Sounds like you just had a bad case of Fluzheimer's. Besides, Harry was there and he grossed everyone out.

by brainyuck October 22, 2011

Fuzzbian

A fuzzbian is a human who has deep meaningful and emotionally satisfying relationships with individuals of other species.

After years of dating men she gazed into the eyes of a kangaroo and realised she was a fuzzbian.

by Tommy Indiana August 2, 2020

fuzzbook

to use facebook while intoxicated

I shouldn't have fuzzbooked last night after the bar. I have no idea what I said...and I think I may have posted some pictures, too.

by gymnasty November 10, 2010

Fuzzbox

Slang for police station or location where police officers tend to congregate.

“Yo, put that joint out. We’re passing by the fuzzbox.”

by Tin Cup Chalice June 28, 2022