1. An old car that doesn't qualify for the $4,500 cash trade-in incentive from the government because it gets more than 15 mpg.
2. The sudden realization that your old beater vehicle is lost in the twilight zone between "generally worthless" and "totally worthless," forcing you to keep driving it for another year -- at least.
2. The sudden realization that your old beater vehicle is lost in the twilight zone between "generally worthless" and "totally worthless," forcing you to keep driving it for another year -- at least.
"I just looked up the mileage for my 1996 RAV4. The stupid Junker Flunker gets 16 mpg, which means I won't be getting any of that government cash after all. Drat!"
by Peter Kobs July 29, 2009
Get the Junker Flunker mug.The act of placing one's flaccid penis inside an empty mason jar and filling it with liquid detergent which has been sitting for 24-36 hours in sunlight. Once jar is 3/4 full, a garden hose is sprayed into the jar as you watch shiny fun bubbles exit the jar until penis and testicles are cleansed. 4 out of 5 doctors recommend never spraying the hose directly on the genitals.
by DEEGEEDEEBEE March 7, 2011
Get the fluncate mug.They kicked me out. I wasn't supposed to come back after Christmas vacation on account of I was flunking four subjects and not applying myself and all.
by red_hunting_hat November 13, 2016
Get the Flunk mug.The Fluent Trickle is when a man, preferably in his 60s, starts having a seizure over his daughters breasts.
As the man is proceeding with the seizure the daughter will start to drink the saliva that is vigorously coming out of her fathers mouth. After that has happened the daughter will shave her pubic hair and will start to put each individual pube in her fathers bellend. Only to have the father ejaculate it in the daughters ass.
As the man is proceeding with the seizure the daughter will start to drink the saliva that is vigorously coming out of her fathers mouth. After that has happened the daughter will shave her pubic hair and will start to put each individual pube in her fathers bellend. Only to have the father ejaculate it in the daughters ass.
by LE HENTAI November 17, 2016
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Get the flunked mug.A person who honestly believes that their physique is so inspirational that a video posted to social media would add any benefit to someone's life, whatsoever.
Sargent: Brock, I regret to inform you that you have been dishonorably discharged for smashing your whiskey bottle over Sebastian's head after watching his musical rendition of Rent.
Brock: Sarge! No! What am I going to do now?? I only have minimal education and no transferrable skills.
Sargent: Well, Brock... Have you looked into becoming a Gym-fluencer?
Brock: Sarge! No! What am I going to do now?? I only have minimal education and no transferrable skills.
Sargent: Well, Brock... Have you looked into becoming a Gym-fluencer?
by 69Gmoney420 January 20, 2021
Get the Gym-fluencer mug.flunkyball is a party-drinking game.
To play flunkyball you need 2 groups of players, who stand opposite to each other. Everybody needs an alcoholic drink which stands in front of him. In the middle between the two rows of players you need to place 2-3 empty beer bottles.
Now one of the players tries to hit the empty bottle in the middle with a ball. When he suceed, everybody in his group needs to drink as fast as they can until the other players have found the ball, fixed the bottles and are back at their places. Then its the turn of the other group.
To win this game, your group needs to finish their drinks before the other player do.
To play flunkyball you need 2 groups of players, who stand opposite to each other. Everybody needs an alcoholic drink which stands in front of him. In the middle between the two rows of players you need to place 2-3 empty beer bottles.
Now one of the players tries to hit the empty bottle in the middle with a ball. When he suceed, everybody in his group needs to drink as fast as they can until the other players have found the ball, fixed the bottles and are back at their places. Then its the turn of the other group.
To win this game, your group needs to finish their drinks before the other player do.
by John_Clark May 7, 2011
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