flurp

one who sucks farts from dead chickens

that flurp George W. is gonna send more troops to Iraq

by flosser April 10, 2009

flurp

“fluorine” but you are high

hey i might need some flurp for my teeth. i’ve been high on c17h21no4.

by tobjac September 22, 2022

Flurp

1: A word used in place of another word that you can't quite think of

2: an alternate word for cursing

Person 1: where did my flurp go?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: my phone, where did it go?

Person 1: what the fuck is this?
Person 2: watch your flurping mouth
Person 1: oh flurp, my bad

by YUH YUH YUH YUH YUH YUH YUH March 5, 2019

flurp

When a woman farts, and it bubbles up the front of her vagina.

Kayla giggled as her fart became a flurp.

by dudubudr May 19, 2016

flurp

Flurp is an expression of exasperation. It's more or less a universal swear word. It was originally used in an episode of "Bewitched" by a hippie warlock with the phrase, "flurpity flurp, man!"

I don't give a flurp!
Hey, that's one flurping nice monitor you have.
How in the flurp do I use this flurping thing?

by dufachi May 12, 2004

Flurp

n: The sound made when releasing semen after anal sex.

v: The act of releasing semen from the ass after anal sex.

"Let me get up; I have to flurp your load out!"

by mrsmithgoes June 24, 2016

Flurping

When you fart and burp at the same time.

Dude, i just flurped so hard i need to check my pants and i threw up. flurping kind of hurts. that's so college brah.

by Skeet Thinking December 29, 2010