Flurfnee

n. Flurfnee
One who is being hit on the head with a salmon
v. Flurf
To hit a flurfnee with a salmon
n. Flurfer
One who hits a flurfnee with a salmon

Bob was promptly and violently flurfed after telling his friend he was a professional flurfnee

by Conor Bane March 30, 2004

Purple Flurfle

1. A purple fluffy pillow

2. A blog on wattpad

1. Person One: Hey! Where's your purple flurfle?

Person Two: It's on my bed, with my other pillows.

2. Person One: Hey, have you updated the Purple Flurfle?

Person Two: Not yet, but I'll update my blog later.

by DreamingForBlue August 14, 2012

flurpee

The sexual act of slurping diarrhea out of your partners asshole.

Dude, my girl gave me flurpee last night. My anus has never felt so clean.

by GrodyBrody June 20, 2014

Flurfletes

The very first flakes that fall before a large snowfall.

Sarah: "oh look it's snowing!"
Ron: "...but they're only flurfletes- the big stuff is coming.

by Shardrock March 13, 2011

Flurfle

A relationship in which two parties are in love, but are not in any form of formal relationship. Can also be used as a descriptive term for the other party, similar to boyfriend or girlfriend.

Marissa and I have been flurfles for about four months now. She's the best flurfle I've ever had.

by Cyn July 16, 2015

flurfnee

A dildo, specifically the rather large type consisting of steel. May have spikes.

Another definition is to use a salmon as the flurfnee.

After using my flurfnee, my rectum needed to heal for 3 days.

I didn't realise the flurfnee I was using was still alive.

by Maacks September 24, 2006

fluffee

A male pornographic actor who is the recepient of the work of a fluffer in between scenes

The fluffee needs to be ready for his next scene! Someone fluff him!

by awesomepossum2 December 8, 2010