Flanker

In rugby: the name given to players numbered 6-7. These individuals are well known to be gentlemen off the pitch, but as soon as they step onto the pitch they become animals, tackling anyone who comes near them, and often starting fights.

'look at that tackle' 'he must be the flanker'
'any idea who started the fight?' 'probably the flanker'

by Blind-side April 23, 2018

Goober Fluker

A person who is a massive goober but also likes to get fluky so, therefore, is also actually sexual. Basically Funny, weirdo, nice person who is also very good.

Wow, that was funny! You are a true Goober Fluker. Actually!

by Carlosspiceyweiner December 7, 2018

flunked

having to repeat a grade because of failing

nahh man im supposed to be in the 11th grade ... i flunked 2nd.

by tsunamii.d May 5, 2018

flonkerton

An olympic sport of Icelandic origin wherein the competitors race a predetermined distance with full boxes of paper strapped to their feet.

"Phyllis narrowly beat Kevin in the first annual flonkerton race in the Dunder-Mifflin Office Olympics, which earned her a gold medal made out of a yogurt lid and paper clips."

by Darth Z. February 5, 2007

Flundergumped

Stupified, dumbfounded, flabbergasted

When you're hit in the head with a 2x4, you've done been flundergumped .

by Flundergumped April 22, 2016

Flunter

A girl who talks to you about sucking dick or have sex over texting,myspace, or aim but in real life when u meet them they'll say they were just playin.

John: You get dome at dat party?
Joe: nah dat bch didnt even show up. shes jsut a dam flunter

by Seiji Spencer November 18, 2009

Flinker

Cell phone charger

May I please use your flinker? I left mine at my Aunt Mary's house, and her giraffe ate it.

by cell phone charger April 6, 2014