flumpy

The act of performing oral sex while the receiver is defecating into a toilet bowl.

While I had a case of bad diarrhea, some girls from the second floor were nice enough to give me some flumpies.

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Flumpy

An Adjective describing the fatness and lumpiness of ones bodily features

Kaleb: Yo Morgan, You see grandma over there?
Morgan: Yeah bro, She looking Mad Flumpy right now my guy

Flumpy by Papa Kale May 26, 2020

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A word used to describe someone who is fat and lumpy, or just a big ego

Boy, that Brendan sure is flumpy.

Flumpy by tommorello June 3, 2008

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When you feel depressed and grumpy and just can’t be bothered for life. Essentially when you just feel “ugh”

“Guys i feel flumpy right now, ughhh”

Flumpy by lrose21 November 18, 2019

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A state of being involving being very in love, having weird sleeping patterns, and eating junk food.

After all that purple drink and pizza and sex, I'm flumpy.

Flumpy by uhotatg September 17, 2013

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a flumpy is something loose! A lot like extra baggage.

Sunshine told giggles that milkshake had flumpy man titties!

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"Ohh he's so cute and flumpy and fun"

Flumpy by paula ad September 20, 2009

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