fluckery

(fluhk-uh-ree) Noun
1. Knee-jerk, insincere and/or uninvited praise, back-patting or flattery on facebook or any social media that strangers leave for other strangers that they want to ingratiate themselves to and/or bang.

Also, flucker
(fluhk-er) Verb
1. To flatter insincerely on social media in hopes of engaging the recipient; to engage in fluckery.
Noun
2. One who engages in fluckery.

There was an avalanche of fluckery for that milf's selfie.

by Baron Von Goolo May 17, 2014

Fluker

A person who is usually small in size. sometimes refered to as a hobbit. somtimes cruel and aggressive in behavior. greatly fears the mythical creature sasquatch.

That guy is so Fluker.

yeah he ran like a girl from that sasquatch.

by 23183875 May 11, 2011

The Fluker

When you are too lazy to do anything productive.

Boy 1 - Wanna go to the park?
Boy 2 - Nah I cba.
Boy 1 - Awwhh man you're being The Fluker!

XDXDXDXD

by Flukers best friend <3 December 12, 2009

fukery

1. When the you add more insult to injury.
2. Mess / Trash / anything that relates to the words mentioned.

Ex.
H : "What the hell is this fukery!"
or
S : "That fukery of a person is my wife!"

by Master.Oogay August 15, 2018

Flukey

Describing word for a stupid or silly person or thing.

"Look at that flukey cunt"

"Their dancing is flukey"

by Tennasaurus February 14, 2019

shlander-fluker-dandirff

a language created by Lalit Kapoor, inorder to promote the creative human spirit, and the ability of humans to communicate in the most unorderly fashion possible. Thus making the uderstanding of the language itself a(n) paradox/mystery/dilemma/unethical.

I wish I knew how to speak shlander-fluker-dandirff, then I could help humanity.

by Lalit Kapoor February 23, 2004

Fluker Bye

To falsify an excuse to leave the room for a short duration when your actual intention is to leave indefinately.

"Where did you go, I thought you only went to the toilet?"
"No, I was tired so I did a Fluker Bye and went home"

"Where's Rick, I thought he was only going to use his phone?"
"Nope, he did a Fluker Bye and went home"

by Jason Halstead November 10, 2008