Fluffing your whites

Slang for masturbation, not unlike:

Bopping the baloney, cleaning your rifle, flute solo, jerkin the gherkin, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy.

Fluffing your whites:
Person 1: Why were you late for work this morning?
Person 2: Sorry, I was fluffing my whites.

Steve: Aww man, my mom walked in on me while I was fluffing my whites yesterday.

by BroccoliBird420 August 21, 2017

Fuffeling

fuffeled; to fuffel

The period of breathing before laughter.

Oh man Cassie, you're always fuffeling, I never hear you laugh!

by CASSPASSGASS December 13, 2010

fluffing mr. peepers

aka masturbating, choking the chicken, jacking off, self-manipulation, beating your meat, donald's mom

"After school today, I went to the bathroom and fluffed Mr. Peepers."

by markey doyle cullen May 15, 2003

Fuffalina

Another word for a vagina.

Males have a penis, females have a fuffalina

by shingle June 20, 2007

Fuffeling

or to fuffel; fuffeled
The period before laughter, often characterized by uneven breathing or a sharp intake of breath.

Did you hear Sammy fuffeling in english? I thought she was going to choke she was breathing so fast, but then she laughed and it was okay.

Sarah fuffeled but didn't laugh; it was so weird!

by Ariom December 3, 2010

fluffing it down

when it is snowing heavily it is fluffing it down.

"cor blimey it is fluffing it down out there"

by emwez May 27, 2016

anal fluffing

What the fuck do you think it is. Not tossing the salad

Herb got her warmed up with a little anal fluffing.

by daddylongleg12inch August 22, 2011