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fluffinuficus

fluf-in-nuff-ick-us
n.v.adj.conj v. conj adv. stupid.

A master of fluffing, usually consisting of one or more fluffers attempting to fluffing one's self/ one another while whistling dixie and making crude jokes about fluffing your dog. Most Fluffinuficus tend to be Lonely individuals in need of psychiatric care. In some rare cases a fluffinuficus may or may not be a douche queef.
Guy 1: What's up, Fluffinuficus?
Guy 2: Not Much, Mr Fluffington.
Guy 1: You wanna go fluff?
Guy 2: Only if you go first, sexy.
by Andrew, Daniel April 9, 2008
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Fluffin' Around

When you have alot of things to do but in reality you're just doing nothing. Wasting time, more or less. You know, what you do when you have lots and lots of homework but you don't feel like doing it.
Hey whats up?
Nothing much, Im just Fluffin' Around.
by Alex Montague May 23, 2011
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Fluffing her muffin

1) Emily was fluffing her muffin all night
2) I hear he fluffed her muffin
by ElliotM December 14, 2008
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Beaver Fluffin'

Is another term used for lesbian oral sex. When you use your tongue to fluff the carpet of your lesbian lovers beaver.
Celena to one of her friends at work..."Last night was so good, I can hardly walk today, Amanda has gotten so good at beaver fluffin', I never want her head out from my pussy."
by yolanda bang July 1, 2012
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Fluffing your whites

Slang for masturbation, not unlike:

Bopping the baloney, cleaning your rifle, flute solo, jerkin the gherkin, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy.
Fluffing your whites:
Person 1: Why were you late for work this morning?
Person 2: Sorry, I was fluffing my whites.

Steve: Aww man, my mom walked in on me while I was fluffing my whites yesterday.
by BroccoliBird420 August 21, 2017
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fluffing mr. peepers

aka masturbating, choking the chicken, jacking off, self-manipulation, beating your meat, donald's mom
"After school today, I went to the bathroom and fluffed Mr. Peepers."
by markey doyle cullen May 15, 2003
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fluffing it down

when it is snowing heavily it is fluffing it down.
"cor blimey it is fluffing it down out there"
by emwez May 27, 2016
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