Flabstinent

A term referring to someone who has never been fat, or for someone who is trying to diet to remain skinny (someone who is "abstaining" from obesity).

The key to being flabstinent is proper diet, exercise, and frankly, good genes.

by Absolutely Punderful May 27, 2013

Flubber Womps

A huge pair of natural tits.

Christ, I would love to have a squeeze of those flubber womps!

by shudjonk June 5, 2018

flub the nub

to pull ones cheeks.

That’s some serious stretch! Did you flub the nub?

by bigLuss December 28, 2018

Flubba Patrol

Flubba Patrol is an organization made to help the world get rid of fat bastards we call Flubbs or Flubbas.

I love the Flubba Patrol Chief of Flubba Patrol. He is making this world a better place

by Flubba Patrol Chief September 26, 2006

Flubber Dubber

Another word for condom.

Daddy did u bring protection, yep brought my Flubber Dubbers

by XxCtrl_Alt_BushxX November 15, 2018

King Flubber

A Full-On Idiot A RETARD
Known for creating Dumbassium a combination of Retardation And Being brain dead

This is known fully as the dumb-ass Jackson Theory
that one that asks for free money constantly makes dumb-ass remarks and will say they are leaving when they will return in several minutes ...
Another sign of king flubber is

-Gets angry but says its a joke chill
-will wheeze continuously at a missed shot in golf

-get 70 viruseseseses and have to factory reset there pc

-and of course, will no longer be in there prime

These things added up created the biggest retard the world has ever seen

please report if you have seen them before they are highly retarded and need to be in bed soon.

OH MY GOSH WHAT A DUMBASS

KING FLUBBER IS THE BIGGEST NUMSKULL IN THE WORLD!

by SmarterThenDumbJackson April 25, 2020

flubber glebber

a person who is fat and rounded everywhere. and eats 50 meals a day in the gheto

e.g. whoever reads this is a flubber glebber

by SpYkEr 369 March 26, 2008