Skinny Flub

This is the point in a young wipper snapper's life when his skinny but untoned body starts to show the wear and tear of a decreasing metabolism. Love handles grow; nipples droop; two pack slouches into a blob. All together this is the most unattractive form of fat because he isn't fat enough to be cute.

You may notice that all the personal pronouns are masculine - this type of fat is not possible for females as they just become chubby.

Nick: Beach it?
Alex: Nah...
Nick: Man, come on.. Babes!
Alex: I can't man, not looking so hot...
Nick: What you mean, looking the same to me?
Alex: Nope, I'm drooping all over... I'm rocking skinny flub!

by softerside January 26, 2011

flub club

less hurtful way of saying someone is fat.

1. That girl right there, yeah she's in the flub club.

2. There will be a flub club meeting after school... at McDonald's.

by skinnyskank January 9, 2011

flub

Acronym FLUB - Fat Lazy Useless Bastard. Someone who is overweight, lazy and totally incompetant.

My god Derek is a flub he would fuck up a brand new cunt the fat bastard.

by Mr Fletcher April 9, 2006

stubbs flub

A sloppy noise made during the act of cunilingus.

"I can't believe it. I was going down on a chick last night and accidentally made a stubbs flub."

by Tusitala August 17, 2009

flip flub

When something in a movie happens, but when they show it again its different

I was watching this show the other day and it had the biggest flip flub ever, the guy got shot in the right arm, but they showed the blood and the bullet hole on his left arm.

by I_am_Kazam September 1, 2009

flub jub

Any jigglyness or extra fat on ANY part of the body

Stop poking my flub jub you asshole!

by A to the zizzle December 13, 2010

flub

To make a mistake or an error.

Dang, I flubbed on my last test...now I'm going to fail the class."

by x January 22, 2003