Magical Fountain

When you stretch a woman's asshole so that its as wide as a dinner plate, and then fill it with milk and fruit loops, or the cereal of your choice. The woman then tenses her asshole, making the milk and cereal squirt out like a fountain, hence the name.

Eating the cereal afterwards is optional.

Oi Divya, I totally did the magical fountain with Sarah yesterday! Ate the cereal afterwards aswell!

by arunandzedlikecock May 7, 2015

Flunting

The epitome of stupid; The genre Destroyer. A hypocritical user that usually vapes or juuls and is or were gay.

You're have been so flunting lately.

by Bagon September 11, 2018

Bill Fountain

A hero. A legend. A Prodigy. The most interesting man in the world.

All hail and respect our leader, Bill Fountain.

by KYKY March 1, 2013

The Fountainhead

Novel by Ayn Rand (published in 1943) centering on the struggles of a young architect named Howard Roark. It presents the idea that man's ego is the fountainhead of human progress. The novel celebrates reason, individualism, productivity, and creativity. It is criticized for its presentation of largely black-and-white characters, and an undercurrent of sadomasochism in Roark's relationship with Dominque Francon (who serves as both an adversary and a love interest). Many who dislike the book despise Rand's philosophical system, Objectivism, or are simply too damn lazy to read a 700-page novel.

"What's up with Maria? She's talking about 'collectivism of the soul'."
"She read 'The Fountainhead' this month."
"Is she going to become an objectivist a-hole?"
"No, probably not. You just can't start thinking you're an unrecognized genius when you're reallly just 5% smarter than the dolts around you.

by Rusanova January 15, 2011

flouty

very hip, in style. "damn cool" as they say it on the street.

That trout was so flouty!

by SarahClaire November 26, 2007

Floutacious

Floutacious (noun)
Definition: Very beautiful or cute

Becky, you are so Floutacious
I know I am, thank you

by Kevin the cucumber December 4, 2018

anal fountain

When an overweight, 50 year old man lays naked on his stomach with diarrhea squirting out of his ass and some 20 year old whores on dog leashes drinking out of it. A decent percentage of the time you will find Hugh Hefner masturbating from a distance.

"Yo bitch-dick, you see that anal fountain. Sheryl be chuggin' down that shit!"

by Fagotory Climax November 22, 2016