Flotsam Jumper

After sex, when the man's penis is becoming flaccid, the woman leaps onto it and bends it painfully, making the penis act as a piece of soft, washed-up driftwood. Accordingly, the penis at half-mast is referred to as "flotsam."

"My girlfriend was pissed that I had come too early, so she gave me a massive flotsam jumper."

by Cory Massaro September 24, 2007

Flotsam and Jetsam

The two totally awesome eels in THE LITTLE MERMAID. Also know as Ursula's poor little poopsies.

Flotsam and Jetsam are completely and totally the best characters every. Period.

by JESTAM 4 evEr April 10, 2011

Ass Flotsam

1) Floating wreckage in the toilet after taking a crap.
2) Debris and refuse from taking a shit. Not quite solid, but not quite water.

I had the flu last week. Man, you should have seen the Ass Flotsam in the toilet.

I trusted that fart and ended up with Ass Flotsam in my underwear.

Runny grunts Diarreha diahorrea runny-bum tsunami shit

by core memory dump December 14, 2012

Loose tea flotsam

loos tee flot-suhm
Noun
the small particles of loose tea leaves etc... that have could not be filtered out of a freshly brewed cup, mug, or tea pot of hot tea when loose tea is used instead of tea bags.

Professor Stiffupperlip: You were particularly careless today with my tea, Sarah. Far too much debris has exfiltrated into my Earl Grey.
Sarah, the teacher's assistant: Sorry Professor, that's just loose tea flotsam. I'll get you another cup. Perhaps, you should use tea bags instead of loose tea leaves for your morning cup of tea?
Professor Stiffupperlip: PERISH THE THOUGHT!

by Tsarstepan November 16, 2011

Human Flotsam

Corrupt government officials who infest the country, especially any BARFLY / attorney

The prosecutor tampered with the law , the evidence, the defendant and the jury so this human flotsam has no immunity from being sued

by MrRemodel October 3, 2018

flotsamned

The act of saying something is incorrectly spelled when it clearly is correct especially in the dark arts of pyrography

“Sarah Jane, you’ve spelt Queef with only 1 E”
“Have I? Curse you…I’ve just been flotsamned”

by Splunky November 22, 2022

flotsamag

Postcard sized advertisements stapled and stuffed into magazines

You can hardly read a magazine any more until you clean out all the flotsamag.

by drdcw March 31, 2004