Fluffing your whites

Slang for masturbation, not unlike:

Bopping the baloney, cleaning your rifle, flute solo, jerkin the gherkin, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy.

Fluffing your whites:
Person 1: Why were you late for work this morning?
Person 2: Sorry, I was fluffing my whites.

Steve: Aww man, my mom walked in on me while I was fluffing my whites yesterday.

by BroccoliBird420 August 21, 2017

Forfing

Slang for Saying you are gonna do something that you never do

Jim: hey Man U wanna go smoke some ganja
Bob: Sure man I will just not right now
Jim: Damn you forfing.

by YungWilky April 14, 2018

fluffing mr. peepers

aka masturbating, choking the chicken, jacking off, self-manipulation, beating your meat, donald's mom

"After school today, I went to the bathroom and fluffed Mr. Peepers."

by markey doyle cullen May 15, 2003

Floofing

When a cat lays in a relaxed fashion on it's back and looks fluffy.

Shanna the Ragdoll Cat was floofing on the floor all morning.

by CatWordzz August 5, 2018

FWORFing

The act of simultaneously inhaling, farting, sneezing, exhaling, burping, blinking, shitting, pissing, cumming, twitching, coughing, queefing (if applicable), drooling, yawning, and the feeling of chlorine in your nose. Resulting in spontaneously combusting and disappearing into oblivion. Also referred to as farting and dying.

Please do not use all bodily functions at once.... FWORFing will cause sudden death and may cause the sky to fill up with green shit.

Sincerely,
Your body

by Ryden86 September 2, 2011

fluffing it down

when it is snowing heavily it is fluffing it down.

"cor blimey it is fluffing it down out there"

by emwez May 27, 2016

flaffing

Engaging in Aimless unproductive activity. Such activity itself. Used in Derbyshire to tell off ones fellow workers when they are not being helpful.

"Stop flaffing about and gerron wit't'job"

by Enya Penk May 11, 2012