Florian

Is a hell of a dude. Who cares about others, even if he feels down. He is a tough nut to crack. Everybody loves him because he is amazing. He also is loved and respected for the things that he does.

You're such an Amazing Florian Mate.

by AwesomeAnnanas July 14, 2021

Floridian Popsicle

Ejaculating into a condom, freezing it to a low freezing point, and devouring it

My girlfriend did a Floridian Popsicle

by Texas slap fest March 11, 2015

Florian

Florian is a generally great guy. He is one that will never be a player and he will do anything to get what he wants. He usually has a really hot accent and loves being around people. Girls fall for him everyday, but he has his eyes on only one at a time, and if your that girl consider yourself lucky because he will give everything to you.

Your boyfriend is such a Florian.

by Hey12344321 February 20, 2010

The Floridian Fruit Sack

When you grab ur balls like a sack of oranges and smack your girlfriend in the face with them.

I just gave her the floridian fruit sack!

by Benourtney October 13, 2012

floridian 2 week notice

To call in sick to a job, then never show up again, usually out of some form of guilt.

Boss 1: Where's that new guy? He hasn't been here for like 2 days?

Boss 2: Well, he called out like 3 days ago, which was probably his Floridian 2 week notice

by PJS May 14, 2006

Floridian

A person who is from the state of Florida is called a Floridian. Many people who call themselves Floridians are not native born, but have migrated here from other states oft times bringing with them many of the negitive things associated with Florida. Many of the elderly retirees are snowbirds and spend half the year up North.

Not all Floridians are old, spend time in amusment parks, or live by the beach.

There are still a few of us native Floridians left in Florida.

by OneBadAsp October 30, 2006

Floridian Hotcake

The Floridian Hotcake is a pancake concoction made with several different types of illegal drugs, such as weed, cocaine, speed, LSD, etc. To make one, pancake batter is mixed together with whatever edibles you want, and made the same way as traditional pancakes. The name "Floridian Hotcake" comes from the fact that people who eat one will probably do some Florida Man type shit while high out of their mind.

Guy1: Did you see that Bill went out in a ditch and threw baseballs at raccoons and stray dogs screaming "Pikachu, I choose you!"?
Guy2: Yeah, he was on that Floridian Hotcake shit.

by thicc guy July 14, 2019