Klondike bar floozie

Not to be confused with a bar floozie (a "loose" female who hangs around a bar waiting for some hot young stud to pick her up), this term refers to an equally "loose" gal with such a sweet tooth that she is NEVER "ashamed of what she done for a Klondike bar".

A Klondike bar floozie seldom has to buy her own ice cream sandwiches during the summertime; she just hangs around the supermarket parking lot and watches for hot young hunks who are heading to their vehicles with bulging shopping bags full of Klondike bars, and then hurries over and offers them a little touchy-feely/nookie-wookie in exchange for one of the scrumptious frozen treats.

by QuacksO September 16, 2014

floozie

a women that can be bought and wont mind it

Lets get ourselves a floozie tonight, yo

by T-Money October 1, 2003

First Floozie

Another word for Donald Trump's wife Melania

Melania Trump? Oh yes she is the First Floozie

by That Lego on the floor February 13, 2017

FLOOZIE

open legs; aka a slut

britney spears is a floozie

by ace jiggle August 10, 2007

Floozie

A circular hole cut into a mattress or other object for sexual purposes

"dude that watermelon wasn't the best floozie. But that Banana peal? Hot damn that was awesome!"

"My floozie on my bed is filled, time to flip that bitch over"

by Inmate 34765 November 2, 2011

floozie

a (hoe) who shows a lot cleavage and other "items"

Marian Grant is a floozie.

by Ms. Zen January 10, 2008

Floozies

Gross girls that go to Beer Goggles in Cortland, NY.

"Pour some sugar on me" comes on and all of the FLOOZIES flock to the top of the bar. Silly floozies.

by coozies April 16, 2011