Cheesy Forskin

When your forskin has a little bit too much cheese for your liking. You may consume this cheese if you so please.

"Wow the other night i was masturbating and i had a very cheesy forskin blud"

by AntonoTheAnto February 14, 2019

Floorin' It

A sex position made by Eliot from Des Plaines where the man bends the girl over the drivers seat of his car, positions her head on the gas pedal, and every time he rams her from behind the engine revs.

Eliot: Dude I was parking with my girl last night and she begged for me to put her head on my gas pedal and bone her from behind, man I was floorin' it for like an hour.
Max: Damn bro, you floor'ed that hoe!

by Eadam000 February 25, 2012

Hardwood Flooring

Verb: Hardwood Flooring is the act of displaying one's large thick rock hard blood-engorged penis in such a manner that the viewer, usually female, is totally awestruck, or "floored". Hardwood Flooring can be used to jumpstart a relationship, or to entice said viewer to engage the "hard wood" with either the mouth, vagina, or sometimes anus.

"Man, that bitch at the party was cold as ice, paying no attention to anyone, then a dude got her attention with some Hardwood Flooring. That changed her little tune, alright."

"I had no idea that Lawrence was gay. I mean, I really don't care, but when I saw his response to Hardwood Flooring I was really surprised."

by That Dude That Knows August 27, 2020

flooring

To lye on the floor after consuming a massive meal. The bloated feeling is eased and the horizontal position of your body aids digestion.

After my sixth helping at Thanksgiving I had to do some serious flooring or I thought I would die.

by coinflipper November 27, 2009

2nd Floorin'

Verb. Consuming inordinate amounts of alcoholic beverages (see hooch, booze, beer, or vodka). This usually results in sickness & expulsion from institution. Originated on the North Carolina State campus to describe the 'activities' of the second floor of Bagwell dormitory.

Those guys were 2nd Floorin', there were 4 alcohol poisonings within the first 3 weeks of school!

by Upright Citizens Brigade December 13, 2003

Flooring

When you take a strong dose of Ecstasy and can't do anything but sit/lay on the floor

I'm really fucked up I'm flooring

by Dingodango July 2, 2017

Flooskie

It's Another way to express gayness.

'Have you seen Max today?
Yes, he looks like a Flooskie.'

by TheLucas November 20, 2011