It's the sex position where the man and the woman form a triangle. During the course of the Floppy Dorito, they hit all the sides of the triangle. The center is the center of a lollipop, it's equivalent to a cow bell.
by Zandzy_AFT April 11, 2016
Get the floppy dorito mug.When the flaccid penis of a male is inserted inside of a bitch's mouth simultaneously as the balls. The male then sees how long he can keep himself flaccid or keep himself from "skeeting".
Hayden: "Hey bitch, give me a floppy skeeter."
Emily: "How do you expect me to fit your shaft and balls in my mouth at once?!"
Hayden: "Fine. You suck at Blowj's anyway!"
Emily: "How do you expect me to fit your shaft and balls in my mouth at once?!"
Hayden: "Fine. You suck at Blowj's anyway!"
by Pussy Gobbler June 14, 2013
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1. n. A floppy dolphin has been administered when an unexpecting sleeper is awakened by a sharp slap from a semi-erect penis. The key is a penis that is not fully erect (which would be the billy club), but erect enough to be meaty. The result is a whipping action that can leave a mark.
Andy: Was Paul angry that you gave him a savage floppy dolphin last night?
Nick: Yes he was. In fact, Paul says he and three others will come when I least expect it to give me a flogging of the dolphins
Nick: Yes he was. In fact, Paul says he and three others will come when I least expect it to give me a flogging of the dolphins
by Lations September 24, 2007
Get the floppy dolphin mug.Post-sex celebration in which you raise your hands up in the air and wiggle your dick around like a propeller.
by NotoriousK30304 December 11, 2013
Get the floppy fox mug.Floppy dick syndrome is an occurance where by a man who has a rather large penise wears athletic jogging pants or shorts but does not wear supportive under garments which causes his penis and testicles to becom free and floppy as he walks. Causing the appearance of a floppy dicke
Large genital/floppy dick syndrome men at gyms and jogging... Ewwww that guy must have floppy dick syndrome...
by Sir Floppy Dick November 18, 2013
Get the floppy dick syndrome mug.I know I’m getting old, this morning I had a floppy kid.
She knew I wasn’t turned on when she looked down my pants and I had a floppy kid.
She knew I wasn’t turned on when she looked down my pants and I had a floppy kid.
by Sambiase May 6, 2018
Get the Floppy Kid mug.A form of nude riverdance in which groups of 100 or more men flop their penisis in syncronisation, often to a gyrating Polka rhythm or Classical Beethoven
Hey Michael! Me and the guys were thinking about getting together for a floppy montage tonight, you in?
by Adinor November 8, 2007
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