Floobledoog

N:

U.K. (Origin; out of my ass)

1. A word used to describe a madman whose method is completely unorthodox but works to great effect.

Mad scientist: "My dear boy, I intend to do the unthinkable...I plan on using electricity to boil water! I will call this contraption...THE KETTLE!"

Laymen: " This, my good man, is an outrage! An outrage I say! You must be some kind of floobledoog!"

by Jo the Jo December 28, 2017

floombash

the act of placing one's hand into the anal cavity of one's body. Pretty much its mostly pertaining to (but not limited to) someone shoving their hand up their own ass (it is possible, just look around on the internet)

1. Jen: So, yeah, I just got the movie Rent on dvd, did you want to come over and watch it?
Bobby: Rent? I'd rather floombash myself with a hulk hand

2. Chris: Hey man, you don't look so good. You feeling ok?
Steve: Yeah, man I feel like shit. I feel like I just got floombashed by Wolverine.

by Em Owe June 30, 2007

Floobaloo

The hot white warm wet liquid that may come from a penis

Max: Dude I went and Floobalooed all your mom last night!
Alex: You did what!?

by Ultra Plaz April 8, 2015

Floober Goober

Floober Goobering someone is the action of giving a blow job while skydiving.

Tom Cruise: Ready for the Floober Goober Daddy?

*Jumps out plane*

James Bond: OOOHHH YEAH DADDYYYY MORE HARDER YESSSS!!!

*suck suck lick suck*

by Anal Jones Jr. February 19, 2020

Floobadoo

Def. 1- The insult used instead of "dumb bitch".
Def. 2- The state of mind in which you have recently ingested hallucinogenics and are tripping balls.

Def. 1- "You fucking floobadoo"
Def. 2- "Wow. I'm so floobadooed"

by the one with the stuff October 22, 2014

Floomp

Floomp alludes to a sound as well as a general description of a failing and/or falling action. It is normally proceeded by the word 'man' or 'geez' and is indicative of a light hearted acceptance of failure.

1) Man, I tried to play it off but I totally floomped down those last three steps. haha
2) Geez, I was supposed to clean the house but I just kinda floomped around the all day.

by MrFloomp July 6, 2021

floorbean

A bean - often baked, though a floorbean can theoretically be of any variety - which is currently on or has been in contact with the floor, usually as a consequence of clumsiness on the part of somebody else.

Were you here yesterday? Dan made floorbeans.

Quit throwing floorbeans at me.

by Roblovski April 29, 2005