Zoinkle Floinkled

When you’re high as fuck and can only respond by mumbling quietly and groaning.

Friend 1: Get yo curry up so you can get yo hurry up im zoinkle floinkled

Friend 2: what

by Lucarioplayz97 November 1, 2022

Flinstoning

When you are taking a test at school but their are no smart kids sitting close enough to cheat off of so when your teacher isn't looking you stay in your desk, pick it up, and run across the classroom in order to reposition yourself next to someone smart. Just like Fred Flinstone drives his car.

Joe: FUCK my chemistry final is today and i forgot to study
Bob: just copy off the kid that sits next to you
Joe: Fuck that! that kids a dumbass!
Bob: Then just flinstone across the room next to a smart kid!

just dont let the teacher see you flinstoning across the room

by Tahoe Bob February 9, 2008

Flinstones

1.) a strange cartoon where its characters move the car with their feet.

John: Hey MAN LETS WATCH flinstones!!
Joe: Wtf? u are 30 and u wanna watch flinstones.I'd rather watch the show of the talking yellow sponge.
Jack: I vote sponge bob!!
Jake: Me too!
Joe: Man i think im on the wrong crowd.

by toddynho ftw July 7, 2005

floink

An occurence during the act of intercourse wherein the male apparatus slips out of the female oriface during thrusting.

I was banging a fat chick and I must have floinked at some point because I came inside one of her stomach rolls.

by franko jim August 24, 2006

Flinstones Push-Pop

A sexual act performed on a male that requires a finger be inserted into the anus, thus causing an erection that is directly proportional to the depth of finger penetration.

“Christine only passed nursing school because she gave the professor a Flinstones Push-Pop before every exam!”

by Fakeasslillyhoe July 2, 2020

Floism

People that are part of the floism praise their lord and savior ✨flo✨ They are thankful that flo always protects them and helps them through tough times. Flo also makes them laugh when they feel down.

WE LOVE FLO.

Wow that person Looks happy.

Of course! They are part of the Floism

by hafti abi May 18, 2021

Flinstones Gummy

1.) Those little hard candies you eat once a day to grow up big and strong.

2.) Slang term for Ecstasy mixed with Ketamine.

1.) I must eat one Flinstones Gummy every day to grow up big and strong!

2.) I am chronically addicted to Flinstones Gummies.

by Musty Musk Man May 24, 2023