Floaters 

People who are pieces of shit, but somehow rise to the top.

Remember that guy from tinder who gave me the clap? Well, he just got married...

Damn, girl... How are all these floaters get married before us?

Floaters by LizzytheShizzy July 10, 2020

Floaters 

When Beer is left on a table, counter or anything where it is abandoned half full.

"alright, we all paid for this beer, no floaters"

"Who's floater is this?"

Floaters by Dickhole Sucker June 4, 2009

Eye floaters 

Those annoying little pieces of shit that dance around in your eyes like it's a goddamn nightclub, they also can cause panic and anxiety in some people (Myself included)

These fucking eye floaters are starting to piss me off

Eye floaters by TheWarHorse100 July 9, 2019

Pool floaters

Ejaculating in a pool and having your semen float around. Not to be confused with fish food which is whe you nut in a pool and a girl swims through it and eats it

Lest hop in Man

Nah man that shit got pool floaters

Pool floaters by Rac.coonman April 1, 2019

local floaters 

A bunch of sick ass dudes. Go on adventures. There are usually 5. The shortest one will leave the group soon. The tallest one is...GAY. Then u have the second tallest he’s kinda roles his own ball through life and doesn’t give a fuck, and really selfish. The middle one is dumb as fuck like dumb as a fucken stone. Like he should be in a metal hospital. Then there’s the 4th tallest he’s really athletic and already has a college on his ass. LOCAL FLOATERS

We r the local floaters

local floaters by Don’t bite it January 15, 2020

acidic floaters

Floating fecal matter that burns your anus like acid as it exits your rectum into the toilet.

"OWWW! Acidic floaters flying out my ass! Hon, I need more toilet paper please."

acidic floaters by Ink Spot Mike's wife December 25, 2008

Fat floaters

When your ankles are so fat that your bones grind together

My fat floaters is so bad that I can’t run

Fat floaters by User77 October 22, 2018