float

Someone who likes to be pleasured with whipped cream.
Stacey's a float. Last night we went through seven bottled of whipped cream, it was hot.
by gruetzmacher October 24, 2009
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A large vehicle, usually propelled by an engine, used as a moving stage or mobile display in a parade.

In the Rose Parade, floats are ridden by men and women in costumes to celebrate New Years Day.

In every Poofters on Parade parade, a float is ridden (certainly not "manned") by poofters, fags, butt eaters, and corn holers wearing jock straps. They mince, prance, and blow kisses to the crowd. This is all very impressive to white liberals, who always show up to wave at the sissies.
The Dykes on Bikes lead the annual Poofters on Parade parade. Behind the Dykes roll 64 floats covered with mincing pouves, fluttering faerie queans, and swaggering butches.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006
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the term float first originated as a misspelling of fleet, in an Age of Conquerors game, however it very quickly caught on.

since then it became the way to express whether a water had good fish (good float) or bad fish (bad float), whether someone was not going water at all (p3 no float). on land maps it is used in place of 'win' and 'do well' and just as a general good luck slogan.
BuzZ_TheViper: p1 where u
BuzZ_TheViper: P1 WHERE U FLOAT
BuzZ_sletten: i die..
BuzZ_TheViper: man p1
BuzZ_TheViper: u sux
_Ares_: p1 no float...
by p1nofloat April 04, 2011
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Verb: To use floAT's Mobile Agent for your SonyEricsson phone and archive and subsequently erase the SMS / texts off it to get around the fact your phone is bitching about running out of text message storage space.
Lord d'Eath IO says : Damn it's bitching about "95% of text message storage full"
! Matthew1471 says : Dude, you need to float!
by Matthew1471 January 05, 2008
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Fucking

Lit/Littest

of

All

Time

f.l.o.a.t.

Somethings that's super fucking lit, but of all time.

Also see: goat
Did you try Kevin's Mac n Cheese? It was float.
by mattresslivesmatter December 13, 2016
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to get high and/or to smoke
"I float like Cypress Hill throwin' a party"

Termanology - 'Float'
by BaaLOWme March 20, 2009
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verb 1 - to go; to go driving

verb 2 - to drive very fast
1. Hey Blai, I'm ready to go. Let's float.

2. We were floatin' down this back road at about 80 miles an hour and saw a damn poh poh. It scared me shitless.
by Gid January 14, 2004
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