Simpson Flies

Small flies that infest an office setting due to rotting banana peels or other items left in trashcans or desks.

For godsakes... these Simpson Flies are all over the place. Check the trashcans.

by jimmy bloughtou February 21, 2009

swallowing flies

Swallowing flies is simply the act of walking around with your mouth ajar.

Dude, stop swallowing flies and close your damn mouth.

by MBisaBP December 20, 2005

sober flyer

An oxy-moron. A blatant contradiction, referring to the obviously non-existent idea of a sober student at the University of Dayton.

"There were lots of sober flyers at that party last night."

"I sense a hint of sarcasm in your voice."

"Yeah you're right there are no sober flyers."

by I am Peterson February 17, 2010

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

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SUS According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021

Solo Bat Flyer

When a girl with bats accidentally or purposefully lets one out, while the other one remains hidden; typically occurs while shitfaced.

Dude, on my way back to the dorm from a party, I saw a solo bat flyer!

by secretzombieroom October 30, 2008

sarah fier

sarah fier the “witch” from shadyside. a character from fear street. our beloved badbitty.

sarah fier is queen.

by sadie sink lover (@maxing.out) August 2, 2021

You are the shit that the flies don't want to eat

An insult used on someone who is so worthless that if that person was a pile of shit, flies would stray off it.

Amy: I only slept with him cuz you are terrible in bed Jared, he's much better than you, you loser.
Jared: Amy, you know what? Go fuck yourself, You are the shit that the flies don't want to eat , and i hope you die sad and alone.

by Ashidan April 10, 2013