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Flexy Glue

damn my piece is like flexy glue right now.
by chessus rust November 18, 2009
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Big Flexy

1. Having ample muscle as to cause shirt to appear skin-tight
2. to cause jealousy among members of the same sex
1. Goodness, looks like Big Flexy walkin there.
2. *spoken by male* Pfft. Look at that. I won't admit it, but he's Big Flexy.
by Big Flexy April 3, 2003
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sexy flexy

someone who looks like they are always flexing, or people who wear shirts that make them look like or force them to flex. An item of clothing may be identified as sexy flexy
joe rogan, shamar moore and and who thinks that they are sexy and flexy wear super tight fitting sexy flexy clothing
by Young Arsony August 26, 2008
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Flex Tape

The greatest fucking invention man has ever made or thought of! It is undoubtedly the furthest we, as homosapiens, have come and it is possibly going to revolutionise this world.

It can solve any problem (not including your love life but still shown to have better results than placebo)

It's basically ductape but 10000% more badass and it's black so you know it'll be fun to play with
*Man finds leak in house*: oh, whatever shall I do?

*tv turns on and Phil Swift is shown*: TO SHOW THE ALMIGHTY POWER OF FLEX TAPE I'M GONNA SAW THIS BOAT IN HALF *proceeds to cut the boat into two*

Man: the God's have answered my call
by EdgeLord27 April 20, 2018
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Flexin' Hard

Posturing in a display of power and status to assert dominance over weaker, beta males, particularly in situations or contexts that rappers often find themselves. To maximize, inflate and obscenely flaunt one's strength, aggression, wealth, style, and pussy crushing ability to a degree that haters cower and feel less of a man in your presence.
"Come drink tequila in my VIP cabana pool" commanded the rapper to the set of hot Asian sluts, Flexin' Hard on some pussy-ass little boys and taking their bitches, shitting all over their day at Wet Republic.
by Filth Ninja January 23, 2018
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Flex Tape

Basically God, if you haven’t already heard of this stuff, climb out from under that boat that was sawed in half and put back together and go get some!

Flex Tape does basically anything you can think of!
Bee Hive on your gutter? BOOM! Flex Tape!
Want to stop peeing the bed? BOOM! Flex Tape! (Have fun getting that shit off)
Professional Waxing too expensive? BOOM! Flex Tape!
Significant other or other person won’t shut up? BOOM! Flex Tape
I sawed this boat in half, and repaired it using only Flex Tape!”~ Phil Swift
by Jake Furry Killer August 18, 2018
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Weird flex but okay

1) That's a strange thing to brag about, but you do you.

2) Used to imply that someone is bragging about something, often jokingly.
1) Twitter Person A: "What I spend on gummies you'll probably spend on gas lol" Twitter Person B: "Weird flex but ok"

2) Kavanaugh: "I was a virgin in highschool and many years after" Meme caption: "Weird flex but okay"
by ayywaddup November 1, 2018
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