flexi-theist

People who swing between religious beliefs and/or atheism.

A: Wait, you're going to a Hindu mass? I thought you were Evangelical?

B: Yea, I go to both - I'm a flexi-theist!

by Shannning January 11, 2010

Flexi Food

It is an optional supply of handmade food which someone offers to share in a social setting.

Hey bro, I got some flexi food at home in case you´re hungry.

by TastyMilk March 29, 2023

Flexi-Poo

A definition used when an employee who works on a flexible basis, 'clocking' in and out to make up their required hours, purposely leaves their clock on to have a poo.

"I'm holding it in until 5.00pm, so I can have a Flexi-Poo."

by Adam FJ & Chris W January 31, 2008

flexi junkie

Someone who runs themself into the ground at work in the (sometimes misguided) grand persuit of a little extra credit on their flexi-time record. These people usually arrive in the office at 0700 and leave at 1800, normally sporting a pale and nervous disposition

Office Worker 1: "Why are you working so late?"
Office Worker 2: "To get some credit on my flexi so I can leave early on Friday"
Office Working 1: "You flexi junkie!!"

by The Happy Homesick Alien January 16, 2008

flexi musicarian

A person who enjoys several types of music and doesn't want to be defined by their main music preference

He is not really a metal head, he also likes hip hop and other stuff - so he must be flexi musicarian

by The great musicarian August 10, 2018

flexi-straight

Being predominately straight, but less specific as the urgency to get off increases. Being attracted exclusively to the opposite sex, but flexible as to which gender can participate in getting one off.

He needed to cum, but his regular girls weren't available, so, being flexi-straight, it didn't matter if the nearest willing orifice was a guy or a girl.

by Nostrovio January 31, 2024

getting flexi

wanting to cause a fight.getting flexi, shadow boxing at someone.

i was waiting for a bus.and some dude started getting flexi with me. he was looking for a fight.

by yan the man February 16, 2015