fleenus

Fleenus: Plonker,halfwit or stupid clown.

Name used in and around a certain circle of good friends.

Usual contenders come from Nairn, Scotland

"Have you seen Dominic Morganti, That boy is a fleenus", "Shut up rectophilliac", thats may mate!!!!!

by Chris Mackinnon February 17, 2008

Pussy Freebush

A house wife that aspires to be a porn actress. Or a large manicured bush.

My stage name is Pussy Freebush. My Pussy Freebush could use a trimming.

by Pussy Freebush December 30, 2010

Freebus

Measurement for the male genitalia. Measures roughly one foot long.

Yeah, his penis is about half a freebus.

by Craven-Moorhead October 31, 2011

fleetus

One to be made fun of by everyone. surname for one to be named falco.

I was walking with Fleetus and threw a snowball at his massive forehead, while making fun of his 27 siblings, going on 28.

by Vasco de Gama April 7, 2005

freebush

When one uses the natural means of decapitating on a bush as a means to relieve themselves, as opposed to utilizing the facilities of an indoor plumbing system. Freebushing is an applicable tactic provided the plant of choice is a bush, not a shrub or a tree. A bush. Hence the term "freebush". If you are faced with a critical dilemma and really need to take a dump, but can not distinguish whether or not your plantoilet of choice fits the criteria of a bush, please contact Mr. T-rizzle, the authoritative staff member of the "Bushing for Freedom" association or Mr. Jack Attack, the administrative director -to be assisted through the critical decision.
Thank you,
may you have a good bush.

Hey man, the stall was full, and I didn't wanna double dunk with that French dude, so I had to freebush it. I'm glad it wasn't a rose bush.

by awesome-pawsome bob August 23, 2008

Yeetus Fleetus Self Deletus

it means your gonna end your life but wanna say it a lot more softer to not upset more people

Person 1: Ima commit Yeetus Fleetus self Deletus
Person2:Noo!!!
Person 3:what does that mean?
Person 4:Self deletus
Person 3:WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?!?!

by Alec_Wolfy November 4, 2020

fleepus

The feeling of wanting to flap your arms around wildly and speak horribly broken English and or gibberish

"Who's the guy flailing around and screeching in the corner?"

"Oh yeah that's Phil, he's okay, just feeling a little fleepus."

by A literal actual baboon May 12, 2021