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Flea Market Feeling

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When you have had your fun but are ready to leave. Referring to that distinct feeling one gets after about 30-45 minutes at the local flea market on a Saturday afternoon.
This concert was pretty cool but I gotta admit I'm getting that flea market feeling. Let's bail.
by doodieholmes February 21, 2015
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Flea Market Joke

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The funniest joke ever made. Sure to get a laugh every single time.
Friend: I’m feeling a little down today, can you tell me a really funny joke to make me feel better?
Me: Sure. I’ll tell you the Flea Market Joke! So I was at a flea market recently and there was this guy selling a bunch of DVDs

So I was like "Hello Mr. DVD man, what's your name?"
And he was like, "My name's Rick Astley"
So I was like "Oh cool. What kind of DVD's have you got?"
And he was like, "I've got a bunch of Pixar DVDs"
So I was like, "Oh cool. Can I Monsters inc?"
And he was like, "Yeah you can have Monsters inc"
So I was like, "Oh cool. Can I have Toy story?"
And he was like, "Yeah you can have Toy story?"
So I was like, "Oh cool. Can I have that one?"
And he was like, "No you can't have that one."
So I was like, "Why can't I have that one?"
And he was like, "Because its my favorite one."
So I was like, "Why won't you give it to me."
And he was like, "Because I'm never gonna give you up."
by SwagMikey123 July 4, 2021
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flea market montgomery

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Living room, bedroom, dinettes, oh yeah, you can find them at the market, we're talking about Flea Market Montgomery!
by Deathgrind > you September 19, 2007
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Flea Market Feet

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The bottom of a redneck or mountain childs feet after playing barefoot outside all day. Or when you see a kid at the grocery store or in public walking barefoot with dirty feet.
Billy ray get yer flea market feet of my couch!
by jcr1979 December 19, 2009
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Flea-Market Find

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A guy or girl that used to be a potential love interest but now has become an unnecessary, dramatic, and/or useless part of a person's life. It is in reference to an item that a person would typically find at a flea-market. Something that is cheap, ridiculous, and a person just cant seem to pawn it off on someone else.
Samantha: "Did you know that Jenn broke up with Ryan?"
Karen: "Yes, but I heard that he continues to call her!"
Samantha: "Ha ha. I dont know where she picked up that flea-market find."
by Maurice Shirley February 12, 2008
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Flea Market Hot

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Adj: The attractivness of a girl in comparison to the particular surroundings.
"Chrissy is Flea Market Hot...! I wouldn't walk through the mall holding her hand, but I would totally sport her at the flea market!
by DK Rock Don January 9, 2009
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When someone buys USMC gear at the flea market and proceeds to wear it out in public. Even though they have never been in the Marines, nor know anyone who is a Marine.
Thats a Flea Market Marine.I talked to the guy in the marine shirt. He's not a marine nor has he ever been in the Military .
by DaCrusher December 23, 2017
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