A flatulist, fartist, or professional farter is an entertainer (sometimes considered a comedian) whose routine consists solely or primarily of passing gas in a creative, musical, or amusing manner
A real flatulist knows you just slightly roll down the other passenger window. This creates a small air current which slowly drags the fart across their face ensuring maximum damage.
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Damn, Janet has a bad case of flatulitis tonight. I feel bad for Steve and the air surrounding his nostrils.
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Get the fabulistic mug.A doctor diagnosed condition where a person cannot control farts. The condition must be present for more than 6 months in succession and the farts must occur at least 5 times an hour every waking hour of each day.
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Get the Flatulist mug.When something is fabulous, but even more so, generally to do with the stage/performance.
A slightly more interesting way of saying fabulous.
The FABULISTICAL way of saying FABULOUS!
Usually accompanied by jazz hands, spirit fingers or some sort of showy hand movement.
A slightly more interesting way of saying fabulous.
The FABULISTICAL way of saying FABULOUS!
Usually accompanied by jazz hands, spirit fingers or some sort of showy hand movement.
Me: Wow, I can tell this performance is going to be fabulistical! *Jazz hands*
Me: Wow, I'm just SO fabulistic!
Me: Wow, I'm just SO fabulistic!
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Get the Fabulistical mug.(n.) A condition caused by an acute case of gas causing repeated farting or creates a stench so powerful it threatens the health of yourself or others around you. Could also be a combination of the two.
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