fladulated

Intoxicated to the point of making an arse of yourself.

Joe and I got so fladulated last night. I'm gonna get so fladulated at Wayno's BBQ.

by grabbelsdorf November 7, 2014

Flatulated

Definition 1: Flatulated is flatulence in the past tense. It is the passing of gas from one's anus. It is the brief period after a minor explosion happens between one's legs.

Definition 2: Flatulated is a childishly gross and obscene "Cult Classic" death metal band from San Antonio, TX. Flatulated combines old school death metal with traditional song writing and well thought out lyrics in a disgusting story telling fashion.

Example 1: "Dude, I totally flatulated in your face. Did you smell that?"

Example 2: Dude 1; "Dude, Flatulated totally freaking rules! I'm like totally their biggest fan" Dude 2; "Like OMG, Me too dude, they're my favorite band!"

by Flatulated Phil October 2, 2010

flangulate

verb: to raise your hips to precisely the height required to queef directly into your partner's face while they perform cunnilingus

"i tried to make it up to her by going down on her but i realised she was trying to flangulate. not cool... NOT COOL."

by gashtag November 8, 2013

Flashlete

Not your normal athlete, and not one of those dull mathletes, Flashletes are those sportsmen and women who don't just play the game, they make it look good!
Often seen hitting the crossbar with a soccer ball from the halfway line, a Flashlete is the shit and they know it.
Flashletes are known to be awesome and the chances of them running shit with style is high.

"Hey dude, heard some cat with one glove tore it up out there, must have been some athlete"

"That was no athlete, that was a fucking Flashlete!"

by Alpine-Flash August 12, 2009

flatulate (verb)

to expel abdominal gas via the rectum; to fart. Variants: flatulation (noun)a fart; flatulatory (adj).

He experienced the embryonic manifestations of defecation marked by sudden abdominal discomfort and then flatulated; after coppin' a squat on the hopper, a flatulatory plop splashed his ass!

by weave March 19, 2003

flatchulated

(past tense)
to have passed gas, Farted, made a stinky,

Oppps, I just flatchulated

by daddyo' April 4, 2007

Flacculate

To shit one's pants in the big game instead of performing under pressure. Just like Joe Flacco every time he plays the Steelers.

Dick LeBeau called all the right plays and made the Ravens QB flacculate all over the place in the game today.

Fred thought he would win big at the poker tables, but he got bad flacculence and flacculated all of his money away.

by fred_berg January 16, 2011