flap jacks

extremely loose genitals that flap around every direction.

dude: wow, you got flap jacks

chick: i had 4 kids, and 2 of them were fat ass babys, what do you expect

dude:(silence).....

by abogie June 21, 2011

Flap Jacks and Cottage Cheese

a woman with saggy boobies and a really wrinkled up belly, usually the result of having multiple children

Barb should NOT wear that bathing suit she looks like Flap Jacks and Cottage Cheese!!!

by Bob1984 July 25, 2010

Beefy Flap Jacks

The skin that is left hanging after someone pushes a large Walrus dildo up the booty.

Damn your beefy flap jacks are torn up out after taking such a large Walrus dildo!

by Melamyemma October 7, 2017

Tennessee Flap Jack

The act of Tittyfucking a white trash woman with pancake tits and then slathering them in your special syrup.

Jeb had a GILF fetish mainly because he loved giving Tennessee Flap Jacks

by Ketil November 1, 2010

flap jack vagina

When a woman's pussy lips hang out like pancakes.

Man, I was gonna fuck Susie last night, thought I was gonna need syrup when I saw that flap jack vagina.

by ex_lax70 September 22, 2016

flappy jack

When a fat chick rolls her arm fat (or flaps) over a man's dick and proceeds to jack him off

"Did you get sex last night?"

"No, I just got a flappy jack."

by TheOneAndOnlyHippie December 8, 2014

flap jack

Speculum used in Gynaecological procedures
to literally jack a womans flaps open

warm up the flap jack nurse...dont want her to catch frostbite

by arrows101 February 13, 2009