Corporate Flagellate

When corporations - in an attempt to sell more shit - call out their own sins in front of the world and what they're doing to make it better - when, in reality, they're just trying to sell more shit

Brandon: Yo Ron, you see that new Burger King commercial with the farting cows?
Ron: Yeah man, the message was wack but the song was crack.
Brandon: Man, Burger King is such a corporate flagellate

by The Pole22 August 6, 2020

Flaberganus

the flap of skin between your balls and your anus: also know as taint or the DMZ.

We have been riding bikes all day, my flaberganus is real sore.

by Den Bover February 4, 2010

flagellant

People who, after the Black Death Plague in the 1300's, were both grief stricken and believed they had commited great sins. They would beat themselves with sticks and whips and such as punishment for their sins.

The Black Death brought Flagellants after it had taken its toll on the European cities.

by chocolatecatzzz April 9, 2013

flaexus

Fläee-ksîs;

Noun:
Worlds best Car-Spotter.

Verb:

To film with *style*

Flaexus?! Oh I know him, everyone knows him.

Woah that’s a nice Ferrari, I’m going to Flaexus film it!

by Helicópterosonthebeach October 3, 2022

cornn flaek

a meme that didnt really get that big but was very deep fried

have you seen the cornn flaek meme

by jeesus_ himself March 25, 2019

FLÆ

FLÆ is a shorter version of "Fylla" who means getting drunk in Norwegian.
Instead of shouting out "Fyllaaaaa", you can just scream FLÆÆÆ.

Many people claim they invented this word, but its origin is in Oslo. More specific at Grefsen by The Grey One(HG) and his friends.

Tonight I am going at FLÆ!
Last nights FLÆ was awsome!

by The Lizzard without a tale March 6, 2011

feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.

This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

by Telephony October 10, 2016