flannied

Used to describe a person who is so incredibly drunk that they end up falling asleep in a wide variety of places. Places can be, but are not limited to, couches, dryers, suitcases, hotel floors, people, doorways, and small crevices between beds and walls.

Yo, you were so flannied last night that before you passed out you screamed you were the pussy demolisher

by Nan777 October 1, 2015

Flangourtangstain

n. When you are trying to bake a orange flavored tangy AF cake but spill that floury flour shit all over the place.

Holy shit! This mess is a total flangourtangstain!

by Mr. John Doge November 1, 2016

Jim Flano

an absolute sex bomb of a man, a man of the people and a man of the women. he is some man for one man, and is famous for his inspiring quote "if you can't lift her don't shift her"

this man can be seen in the middle of Kildare with the young wans, with a choc ice from the local shop.

an absolute beast, in general. he is Roscommons finest.

niamh gallagher: ooh im from Donegal
random person: hey niamh do you know Jim Flano absolute unit
niamh gallagher: holy shit

by celtnash April 2, 2021

Flannel Season

It is the time of the year during which it is acceptable to wear flannel (ex. - don't wear white after Labor Day). Flannel Season begins October 16th and runs through March 16th (the day before St. Patty's Day). However, this rule can be overridden if it is below 50F during the time that the flannel will be worn.

I can't wait for fall to get here because then flannel season will be right around the corner.

by KPfeff June 24, 2012

Flanneling Out

"Flanneling Out" When one vomits on ones self at a social gathering or public space then tries to conceal it from his/hers friends to avoid embarrassment

Jake: Hey Paul I think Ryan has been sick on himself, i can see it seping through his t-shirt
Ben: yeah man he's completly Flanneling Out

*Ryan breaks into tears*

by guttedryan December 10, 2009

Flagnod

Flagnod, often used in the expression what the flagnod, made popular as a curse word said by an alien in the movie Monsters vs Aliens, the meme is now used as a means to bypass censorship in moderated foums or chat rooms,

What the flagnod was that ?
Oh for Flagnod's Sake !
Flagnod you!

by Penitentmonk August 10, 2009

Pink Flannel Wife

A boring mousy woman who is inexplicably married to a sexy attractive man way out of her league.

A Pink Flannel Wife also has no sex drive and thinks that withholding sex from her much better looking spouse will keep him from straying.

See Marissa Tasker on All My Children, the original Pink Flannel Wife

He will soon tire of his pink flannel wife and go find a real woman.

by troysareus February 19, 2011