flannel

The ultimate word to make a stoner laugh. If you say "flannel" to a stoner, whether in casual conversation or just out of the blue, they are guaranteed to laugh so much they will probably do some form of permanent damage to themselves

Stoner "This is some good shit, I'm starting to feel a bit-"
Sober Person "FLANNEL!"
Stoner "Ahahahhahahahhahahhhahhahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahhhahahahhahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
Sober Person "Are you ok? Your face is going blue"
Stoner "Hahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahhahahhaahah"
etc.

by ldnbear85 August 10, 2009

flannel

what Craig Burdis wears in August while he fucks his bitchy sister.

flannel is the number one garment of choice by cracker ass cracker ass crackers.

by ben williams July 16, 2004

Flannel

The lesbian uniform commonly used to attract a mate in the wild.

Nature documentary: Notice how that wild lesbian is trying to attract a mate with her flannel and cats, it seems she has the attention of another wild lesbian but she is too busy chasing after that uninterested straight girl to notice...

by YassQueen! October 06, 2020

Flannel

The collective noun for lesbians.

Coined by Tony O.

A parlaiment of owls, a pride of lions, and a flannel of lesbians.

by lwog January 26, 2015

Flannel

A comfortable, soft weave of cotton that is found in shirts and pajama pants. It is commonly found in button-down form. They come in a wide variety of colors and styles. It is safe to say that flannel shirts will not be categorized to a certain subculture, as they are worn by many, from jocks to hipsters.

"I wore my new flannel at the party last night. The girls were all over me!"

by Occult Aura December 29, 2009

Flannel

A word commonly used for towel in English speaking European countries.

He got up in the morning and washed his face with a small flannel.

by pastelsam May 12, 2015

flanneling

Flanneling is the female equivelant of teabagging. The woman in question saunters up to the intended victim, which is ideally in a relaxed lying down state, open and receptive to new experiences.

Upon arrived, the woman gently lowers herself onto the victim's face, and attempts to lay down her labia on the bridge of the victim's nose.

Note that women who have given birth to multiple and/or oversized children make for more successful flannelers.

Dude, I was just taking a nap and Stacy decided to give me a good old fashioned flanneling, it was scary yet awesome.

by Flannelexpert July 22, 2009