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Definition of a male flannel is a man who does everything in his own power to attract the attention of a female partner even if it means crossing swords, dressing inappropriately, causing a dramatic scene in which he plays the vital main role and backstabbing his fellow comrades to achieve the attention.

There's a International level of chase for women, if you go over the 70% your a flannel.
A flannel wearing an obscenely tight Vest to show of his muscular contours to impress women.

A flannel would be trying hard in a club to pull every girl in sight.

A flannel refuses to go out with his mates, rather stay in with his girlfriend/wife.

A flannel would be picking you up from the train station so you can get home, but in a last minute change of plan ditched you for a chick.

a flannel idolises women, treats men as inferiors.

One infamous person named Mark Williams is known to be the largest flannel of mankind; he can absorb the attention of up to 130 women at any one moment in time. Last few sightings in clubs have been in UK, Cambridgeshire area.
by Anonymous Dubber November 30, 2009
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