Flamuched

A term for when you are still tipsy from the night before.

Im flamuched from that piss up last night

by HiiiiiiiiiiiLLY May 31, 2010

Alaskan flamethrower

The act of a female farting on a males penis that is covered in hand sanitizer that is alight.

My dear friend light his genitals on fire with hand sanitizer, then had his girlfriend fart on it. He no longer has genitals to the Alaskan flamethrower.

by Firenuts October 3, 2014

flamunda

Nut sweat.
Condensation on a male's genitals.
Ummm...I think you get the idea.

She licked the flamunda off my balls.

by fred willard June 25, 2005

tijuana flamethrower

When you eat spicy food and your b-hole gets burned while shitting it out.

Don't get the jalapeño burrito or you'll end up with a Tijuana flamethrower.

by Kakarot2768 February 11, 2014

flametard

A retard set ablaze.

Im sorry Ms. Johnson, your kids a flametard.

by Jonballz February 8, 2004

Swedish Flamethrower

When a male engages in anal intercourse with a partner which then farts profusely, filling up the males urethra with flatulence. The male then takes his penis out of the anus of his parner, clamping his urethra shut with his fingers, and proceedes to place his penis infront of an open flame. He then releases his fingers, resulting on a quick wisp of flame that escapes his penis.

John's girlfriend accidently farted while engaging in anal intercourse, so John decided to make the best of it, a swedish flamethrower to be more precise.

by r3c0n p07aTo March 20, 2010

flauty

a flauty pronounced fl-how-tee is a sexy bitch who plays a mean flute and is proud of their nerdom.

a flautist, or one who plays the flute, combined with shawty, a fine young lady you wanna get on.

not to be confused with flouncy.

get it flauty.

by margo1031 May 24, 2011