Flattard

An individual who denies a globe earth due to his/her inability to draw a line on conspiracies. The more "woke" they are, the more they can brush off those pesky, trivial 9/11 conspiracies and the like.

Someone who will waste hours of your precious time sending you shitty memes about sun beams and how you can't see the curvature of the earth. Often times are also creationists who believe the earth was magically created 6000 years ago.

One who can't handle the thought of being insignificant, so they make themselves the center of the universe.

An unfortunately growing percentage of our youth.

Flattard: Hey dude do you believe in any conspiracies?

Dude: Yeah man! I don't think EVERYTHING happened as we are lead to believe. 9/11 is pretty fucked!

Flattard: No, dude, I mean like REAL conspiracies.

Dude: uhm, excuse me?

Flattard: like the earth is flat dude!!

Dude: wait, are you saying that's a conspiracy theory or are you saying you think the earth is flat?

Flattard: **whips out these shitty memes about sun beams and the curvature of the earth**

Like, dude, it just doesn't add up.

Dude: But... yes it... does....

Dude 1: Yeah, this dude I met thinks the earth is flat.

Dude 2: like a real life flattard? ZOOOMG I must talk to him.

Dude 1: Plz don't.

by Wingsuit Wally August 27, 2017

Russian flamethrower

When you stick it in someones ass while they are puking because their butthole while tighten up with each throw up.

Alan: My girlfriend was puking last night so I seized the opportunity and gave her the russian flamethrower

Ak: thats fucked up dude wth

by Ak_604 February 13, 2019

Flatard

Someone who still beleives the world is flat, even the overwhelming evidence that says it's not won't sway them. Apparently it's a government conspiracy

"The world is flat , the govement is hiding this fact because they don't want us to know about the rich gold deposits outside the known map"

" no its a globe you flatard"

by Cwilson87 March 12, 2017

missouri flamethrower

When a man ejaculates onto a plate and heats it in the microwave until burning hot. He then throws the scalding hit semen on his waiting women's face causing her severe burns.

Dude after I gave her a Missouri flamethrower she had to go to the emergency room and get treated for 2nd degree burns.

by Missouri Flamethrower May 29, 2014

M2 Flamethrower

The M2 Flamethrower was used by American troops back in WWII. It is also the greatest piece of hack ever made in to Call of Duty:World at War when it comes to campaign and multiplayer. And do not get me started when someone gets it in Nazi Zombies.

(In Multiplayer)
"M2 Flamethrower user": LOL I spy people trying to capture our flag! -throws a smoke grenade and drops down to burn the hell out of everyone-

People who were trying to capture the flag: Dude, hax.

(In Nazi Zombies)
Person with Flamethrower: -randomly sparying fire causing sight problems to other players)

Other player: DUDE STOP USING THE F***ING FLAMETHROWER, I CANT SEE SH-...(the player has died after being swarmed by zombies).

by PTRS Noob November 20, 2009

Gamma ray flamethrower

Defecating after eating a habanero pepper and consuming a large quantity of dairy products when you are lactose intolerant.

"Why did you drink that much milk dude! You're lactose intolerant"
"Because the pepper was hot as fuck man!"
"Well you have fun with the gamma ray flamethrower on the toilet in a few hours"

by Ickycoffee April 6, 2017

flamewar

A heavy discussion on wordforums/word that usually ends in total chaos. Insulting words are used frequently. Often a flamewar is started by a wordtroll/word, either in the wordthread/word title, or in an wordofftopic/word wordpost/word that is added to the thread. wordAdministrator/words will often close a thread if it has turned into a flamewar.

A wordn00b/word had started an innocent thread about graphical differences between Half-Life 2 and Doom3, but when Brassmonkey came in, the discussion turned into a flamewar, until Abom|nation had to close it down.

by Roach August 14, 2003