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Dick Flattening refers to a type of cock and ball torture which involves flattening one's penis via placing it between two flat surfaces and applying pressure to it.
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(Examining the flat tire on their car)
Junior: It's flat Daddy.
Buford T Justice: Flatter than your momma's chest.
(Examining the flat tire on their car)
Junior: It's flat Daddy.
Buford T Justice: Flatter than your momma's chest.
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Get the flatter than your momma's chest mug.Insincere praise to a person or topic in order to achieve something, usually to further one's own interests.
"Hey Linda, you hair is the best in the world!"
"Quit with the flattery, you won't get far by lying to people"
"Quit with the flattery, you won't get far by lying to people"
by SwagBit March 8, 2019
Get the flattery mug.A maneuver in which you exple flattace while performing a a 360 jump. The fart must start and end while in the air, no exceptions. If the participant farts on landing, it does not count and you are a complete loser. And you probably shit your pants. It requires exceptional anus control. It is an expert level dance move. The IOC is considering this as a pointable move for balance beam gymnastics.
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Get the cirque du flate mug.A person that believes the earth is flat. A flatearther believes NASA is a government agency that hides the truth of the flat earth with lies, fake photos, and videos of space. One believes the sun and moon are directly overhead with a diameter of roughly 30-70 miles across. Flathearther's typically suffer from the Dunning-Kruger effect.
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