fluff your garfield

euphemism for masturbation, courtesy of ABC's "Whose Line is it, anyway?"

"I'll fluff your Garfield if you know what you mean."

by Euphysics May 13, 2005

Fluff

Fan-fiction that is cute or adorable. Makes you want to squeeze something because of how cute the scene is. Just overall adorableness between people.

That scene where he was nervous to hold her hand and was worried all about it, then she took his hand..... Just so much fluff, I can't handle it.

by Why are you asking anyway? April 3, 2017

faffing about

Wasting time, doing nothing in particular. Also, can mean finding idle tasks to do while wasting time.

Comparable to dilly-dallying.

I'm just faffing about until lunch time.

_or_

- What are you doing there, working?
- Nah, I'm just faffing about.

by eydryan September 20, 2011

Fluff on the Muff

Pubic Hair on a Female's Vaginal Area

If she got fluff on the muff, shes old enough.

by Slim August 14, 2004

fluff my pillows

provide sexual services for a female, generally at a high end hotel, key phrase to order such services from the concierge

"I called the concierge and said 'I need you to send someone to fluff my pillows'. They sent a boy right up."

by coyote oldman January 19, 2012

Diamond in the fluff

Any girl who has a pretty face but needs to lose about 20 - 30lbs before she could be considered hot

I saw a girl at the gym who was a real diamond in the fluff, once she drops some of that holiday weight I might ask her out

by Tragulus April 5, 2010

fluff news

noun

A type of news typically seen on low quality publications looking to get some cheap content, or to "fluff" their way through another article.

Person 1: "Did you see that new article about why grammar doesn't matter any more?"
Person 2: "Honestly they are really scraping the bottom of the barrel with that one - why are the media so focused on fluff news these days?"

by JimJimminyJim June 4, 2016