flabergasted

To be dazed and confused

Mike Stanton, of the New York Mets, was flabergasted when he found out that Rey Sanchez was getting a hair cut in the middle of a game.

by Mike MacD May 29, 2003

flabergasted

so absolutely boggled to the point were you start to speak mush

when the beast was hurt I was flabergasted!!!

by ummamelaniestan October 5, 2018

flabergastry

The act of performing something which is flabergasting

I was blown away by the sheer level of flabergastry

by Jorgezoltan June 4, 2007

flabergast

damn, fuck, darn, shit, crap, etc.

Flabergast! I got a 32 on the test! :(

by i dunno March 28, 2005

flabergaster

the extra baggage under ones chin

My flabergaster is so huge i look like i have a turkey gobbler!

by d-golf December 30, 2005

flabergasta

A flabergasta is what you call it when it looks like somebody smashed their head on the keyboard

You: Hi dude. How are you doing?
Anon: cczjsastjewgeqbats
You: That is called a flabergasta

by Flabergasta April 22, 2017

Flabergasted

To be butchered by your laundry lady

Holy shit man mike got flabergasted yesterday by yolanda

by Juan April 3, 2004