flabbered

In which someones butthole is leaking

"Holy man your flabbered on my couch

by Twerkmasster99 November 5, 2014

flabberweasted

The same meaning as the term flabbergasted. However, it is also referring to Patrick Star’s use of the term west as “weast” and is replacing the “gasted” part wit “weasted”. Flabberweasted

“When Sarah heard about her boyfriend Robert cheating on her, she didn’t know what to say. She was flabberweasted

by unforgivable1104 September 11, 2019

Flabbertestical

A flabbertestical is when a women, preferably mothers, are dressed in a swimsuit. Flabbertesticals are really mothers who dress in bikinis, burning another person's eyes in the process. Flabbertesticals have really high self-confidence when they really shouldn't.

-DUUDE, YOUR MOM IS SUCH A FLABBERTESTICAL SHE SHOULD COVER UP
-I KNOW BRO, SHE REALLY NEEDS TO STOP BEING A FLABBERTESTICAL

by JoeMamaSoFresh January 15, 2011

Flabberaffled

Derived from flabbergasted and baffled;

Dumbfounded to the highest degree of confusion

The thought that Billy Shnitzel was able to find someone to go to prom with flabberaffled me, especially since I couldn't find someone myself.

by Solmanio May 28, 2013

Flabbered

Flabbered is a word that you use when describing something you love.

omg her shirt looks good! she flabbered today!

by mattybrap August 31, 2020

Flabbered

The word flabbered orginated as AAVE on black twitter in 2017, it means surprised or shook. Though not commonly used anymore its arose on tiktok as a second rebirth.

Her makeup so good... Im flabbered. Periodt

by Shaneisha August 31, 2020

flabberASSted

When a booty is so fine it flabbergast you.

That booty on her left me flabberASSted.

by Kjahnke812 January 10, 2022