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flabbergasted 

surprised or shocked but also sounds like a fart
who just flabbergasted?

Flabbergasted 

When someone is not just shocked or surprised--but extremly surprised by a situation, verbal responses, etc.
Jan: Man I'm so flabbergasted that I had sex.
Flabbergasted by asadmoon October 23, 2008

Flabbergasted 

When a person with a vagina farts and it yeets through the meats instead of going out the cheeks.
I was trying to let one slip at the pool party, but got flabbergasted.
Flabbergasted by SumCat22 July 31, 2023

Flabbergasted 

State of confusion. When you've seen something really weird or just shocking, that you either are surprised in a good way, or surprised as in, "What the hell just happened?" .
I am so flabbergasted about the fact that Donald Trump will run again.
Stop flabbergasting me with your nonsense!
Flabbergasted by RUSSIANDUDE72 October 6, 2019

FlabberGasted 

When you see your mom come back from the salon with bright green spiky hair and your jaw drops to the floor in total shock, you’re flabbergasted. You are really, really shocked — pretty much speechless.

Use the adjective flabbergasted to describe someone who's astounded or surprised for any reason, good or bad. You could be flabbergasted at how astonishingly expensive a parking ticket is, or at how incredibly delicious pineapple pizza is. Flabbergasted has been used since the late 18th century, but no one knows for sure where it originated. The word sounds like what it means: when you say it out loud — "flabbergasted!" — it somehow captures the spirit of astonishment and shock.
I was total flabbergasted i was banned on xbox. :)
FlabberGasted by Abyss03 June 16, 2018

flabbergasted 

out of words
i am flabbergasted
flabbergasted by brxmptxngrl September 27, 2019