flabalanche 

when your fat roll jostles. bystanders beware..

As she danced in her low rise jeans, a flabalanche occured harming those nearby.

flabalanche by buhdog September 28, 2008

blabalanche 

A torrent of words that you are not interested in hearing.

Usually occurs during phone calls, skype calls, and powerpoint presentations

The only reason I don't call my parents is because a blabalanche is sure to commence!

blabalanche by QuakePhil February 22, 2011

fagalanche 

A whole lotta gay comin at you at once.

Meeting Ace was like having a fagalanche fall on your head.

fagalanche by The Seadwick February 4, 2006

fatalanche 

The cascading flab that cliff-hangs over a belt buckle, or in particular, a pair of tight fitting hipster jeans. Most commonly seen on chubby pubescent girls.

"Will you just check out the fatalanche standing in the McDonald's line"

fatalanche by Leha May 13, 2005

fapalanche 

Masturbating in the snow, with so much power it causes a minor avalanche.

I...Oh no... FAPALANCHE! RUN!

fapalanche by Anonymous4386-53760865e7 March 7, 2011

Fatalanche 

Alt Def: When the flesh rolls of a morbidly obese individual land on you while sitting at a sporting event, public performance, or on a plane, bus, or train.

Ex. Jack almost got buried in a fatalanche when a giant fat kid sat next to him at the Tiger’s game.

Fatalanche by zookpr April 16, 2009

Flabalancen 

So fabulous it doesn't even need to end it because it has no d!!

Today was so flabalancen!!

Flabalancen by Flabby savvy June 28, 2017