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Flaa

Pronounced: Flow

I wooly type of animal that is from Norway. This animal is generally pretty douchey and mumbles a lot. Your best chance at seeing a Flaa is to watch for it to be running around the upper peninsula of Michigan on a four wheeler.

Beware: A Flaa is generally very creepy and will sexually violate you with is unfunny jokes and might offend you with his distinct smell of cabbage. They are also known to steal Little Ceasers pizzas and not answer radio checks.
"Holy shit!! I just seen a Flaa drive by on a four wheeler with your pizza Gardner!!!"
by Rump Ranger81er May 23, 2010
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flatworm

A weird invertebrate insect that reproduces through penis swordfighting. The first worm that is stabbed by it's opponent accepts the other flatworms penis and allows it to inject it with it's cum. This term may be used to describe a faggot who is bad at fencing.
noun: I was in my hot tub masturbating when on the side I saw two flatworms swordfighting.
adjective: Do not adopt that Malaysian orphan because he is a flatworm.
by Abu Nazir December 26, 2014
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Perfectly flawed

Acceptance that nobody can be perfect, everyone has their flaws yet they embrace them, allow them to come to terms with their mistakes yet not allow them to define them.
"I am perfectly flawed"

"I am content and happy just being me"
by SpecialJ233 May 13, 2013
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flawda

Pronunciation of the state of "Florida" with a southern accent.
Peace to all my FLAWDA homies..
by AC June 25, 2006
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flawgin

When someone is frontin'. Lying to seem cool, or cover up something.
Person 1: hey bro who's that girl, she's mad ugly.

Person 2: yeah wtf what a butter face.

Person 3: wtf bruh i heard u piped that yesterday. U flawgin heavy
by BerealG December 11, 2013
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Flawsome

An individual who embraces their "flaws" and knows they're awesome regardless.
Person #1: *stares into mirror* God, I'm so perfect.
Person #2: I'm flawsome.
Person #1: Excuse me?
Person #2: It means I know I'm not perfect but I embrace my flaws and know I'm still awesome.
by Sara Dare June 22, 2019
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Flaaffy

Derived from a series of vulgar words such as: cockfuck and cuntfuck (one who fucks cock/cunt respectively). Flaaffy is the easier version of Forever Alone Fuck (FAF). Also a second generation Pokemon that looks derpy as shit.
Flaaffy is a person who does not have any romantic potential with another, sentenced to being "forever alone".
If you go long periods of time without having a significant other and won't have one any time in the near future - legitimately, not just being an annoying as fuck twelve year old complaining like a little shit slut whore that you don't have a boyfriend - then you may qualify under the Flaaffy category.

Just kidding. There is only one true Flaaffy
by Ashketchum August 8, 2013
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