A FiveM brain is someone who is a victim of FiveM's brainrotted community, they base their personality, speech, and profiles around FiveM. They often deflect insults similar to a broken record by repeating the same insults a million times. These insults include "random" "ig" "Fuck is you talkin bout" "b4b" and "smd" along with other typical insults/slang used in the FiveM community. They also like to say "dickrider" after you insult them (which makes no sense look it up). Victims of the FiveM brain will also have a "thug" or "nyc" personality. People effected by the FiveM brain also think they're better than everyone else with inflated egos.
FiveM Brain is not just limited to speech and personality, people effected by FiveM brainrot usually like to do the following in their discord profiles. Random girls/rappers in pfp, #/# pc checks passed/failed, an egotistical/cringe comment in their bio and overuse of emojis along with "This user is suspected to be part of a __ organization, please report any information to __"
Prolong exposure to the FiveM community can result in developing a FiveM Brain. Symptoms of FiveM Brain include, lack of critical thinking skills, underdeveloped problem solving skills, ignorance, and difficulty holding themselves up in arguments.
Note:
- The use of "ig" is relating to the use of it to deflect an insult, not responding in a normal sentence.
- Rapper/random girl pfps does not always indicate a victim of the FiveM brain, they could just be 12yo.
FiveM Brain is not just limited to speech and personality, people effected by FiveM brainrot usually like to do the following in their discord profiles. Random girls/rappers in pfp, #/# pc checks passed/failed, an egotistical/cringe comment in their bio and overuse of emojis along with "This user is suspected to be part of a __ organization, please report any information to __"
Prolong exposure to the FiveM community can result in developing a FiveM Brain. Symptoms of FiveM Brain include, lack of critical thinking skills, underdeveloped problem solving skills, ignorance, and difficulty holding themselves up in arguments.
Note:
- The use of "ig" is relating to the use of it to deflect an insult, not responding in a normal sentence.
- Rapper/random girl pfps does not always indicate a victim of the FiveM brain, they could just be 12yo.
"I hate you thugs I can just tell by the way you speak"
Response: "Ig I'm a thug" (This is the FiveM Brain)
"No way he hit that"
Response: "Ig he's just better" (This is NOT FiveM Brain)
"Man you suck"
Response: "dont care random"
Response: "Ig I'm a thug" (This is the FiveM Brain)
"No way he hit that"
Response: "Ig he's just better" (This is NOT FiveM Brain)
"Man you suck"
Response: "dont care random"
by Zpat1 December 5, 2024
Get the FiveM Brainmug. Fucking faggot ass loser ass kids that sit on the game all day and buy hacks because they are so fucking dogshit, and can't get good at a game. They call you ass even though they can literally see you through walls, and their crosshair locks on to your head. They have an ego over a video game and call you a random on discord even though it's literally just a fucking video game. They are so obnoxious and usually have a nerd ass voice because they talk shit to you whilst their balls haven't even dropped. If you try report them, the fuck ass admins of the server do not do their job and ban them even though you send an full blown proof that one of these faggot ass kids is cheating on their server.
FiveM players are a bunch of loser ass kids who do nothing but get on the game to talk shit, usually they will tell you to go band for band, call you a random, or just be a complete dickhead for no reason even though you've done nothing. They are just a bunch of sad fucks who use the only money they have to their name to buy cheats and cheat on the game for a week, get banned, and cry because they have to pay for more than they have to get unbanned on their favorite server. Dumb ass retards.
FiveM players are a bunch of loser ass kids who do nothing but get on the game to talk shit, usually they will tell you to go band for band, call you a random, or just be a complete dickhead for no reason even though you've done nothing. They are just a bunch of sad fucks who use the only money they have to their name to buy cheats and cheat on the game for a week, get banned, and cry because they have to pay for more than they have to get unbanned on their favorite server. Dumb ass retards.
by ihaveaura9421 February 25, 2025
Get the FiveM playersmug. U1: That FiveM Admin banned me for 500 years because I didn't pay 50$ to be a animal.
U2: That's a pretty good reason.
U2: That's a pretty good reason.
by Poope420 April 19, 2022
Get the FiveM Adminmug. A Unpaid Fivem Worker is someone who has fallen victim to corrupting their minds by draining their lifespan by working 9-5 on a Fivem Roleplay server, They also usually contain a "Fivem Brain" and spend their days simping and protecting E-Girls who weigh over 600lbs and might aswell have their own dedicated episode on my 600lb life.
Hector @ 4:00am : wakes up and loads onto their fivem server with a notepad opened to log their daily duties of being a Unpaid Fivem Worker.
by fansign May 10, 2025
Get the Unpaid Fivem Workermug. -what was the prizepool in the last season of altered entity fivem drift series?
-hmm, not sure, i think it was OATS
-hmm, not sure, i think it was OATS
by notrevochi September 11, 2020
Get the altered entity fivem drift seriesmug. Zae Fivem Means the true meaning of the owner of SOB Roleplay Fivem
Zae: Hey Lucid ik ur a better dev then me
Lucid: im aware and that guy smells^
Zae: Hey Lucid ik ur a better dev then me
Lucid: im aware and that guy smells^
by Lucid Lua God June 11, 2024
Get the Zae Fivemmug. People with FiveM Brain:
Speak like NPCs stuck in RP mode 24/7.
Repeat the same dead insults: “random,” “ig,” “b4b,” “smd,” “fuck is you talkin’ bout,” “dickrider.”
Use “ig” to dodge any insult instead of forming a real sentence.
Get mad if you talk about real life — they only want to talk about FiveM, Discord, or their fake “city beef.”
Discord & Online Traits
Their Discords look identical:
Random rapper or e-girl pfps (bonus points if it’s blurry).
“#/# PC checks passed/failed.”
Bios full of ego and fake confidence: “I’m HIM”, “no Ls taken”, and 20 random emojis.
They’re also two-faced losers who act friendly one second, then backstab you in another Discord for clout.
The E-Dater Syndrome
FiveM Brains almost always evolve into cringe e-daters:
They fall for voices using VoiceMeeter or GoXLR, acting like a mic filter equals attractiveness.
Don’t care what someone looks like IRL — as long as they sound “bad” or “tough.”
Spend 12+ hours in Discord calls fake-flirting with people they’ve never seen.
Think “Discord relationships” are real love stories.
Girls in this scene are just as bad — wannabe ghetto, fake accents, acting “street” while living in suburbs, using slang they don’t even understand.
Long-Term Effects
Prolonged exposure to FiveM or its community can cause:
Loss of critical thinking.
No real social awareness.
Permanent delusion of being relevant.
Brain decay from constant exposure to “random” and “ig.”
Speak like NPCs stuck in RP mode 24/7.
Repeat the same dead insults: “random,” “ig,” “b4b,” “smd,” “fuck is you talkin’ bout,” “dickrider.”
Use “ig” to dodge any insult instead of forming a real sentence.
Get mad if you talk about real life — they only want to talk about FiveM, Discord, or their fake “city beef.”
Discord & Online Traits
Their Discords look identical:
Random rapper or e-girl pfps (bonus points if it’s blurry).
“#/# PC checks passed/failed.”
Bios full of ego and fake confidence: “I’m HIM”, “no Ls taken”, and 20 random emojis.
They’re also two-faced losers who act friendly one second, then backstab you in another Discord for clout.
The E-Dater Syndrome
FiveM Brains almost always evolve into cringe e-daters:
They fall for voices using VoiceMeeter or GoXLR, acting like a mic filter equals attractiveness.
Don’t care what someone looks like IRL — as long as they sound “bad” or “tough.”
Spend 12+ hours in Discord calls fake-flirting with people they’ve never seen.
Think “Discord relationships” are real love stories.
Girls in this scene are just as bad — wannabe ghetto, fake accents, acting “street” while living in suburbs, using slang they don’t even understand.
Long-Term Effects
Prolonged exposure to FiveM or its community can cause:
Loss of critical thinking.
No real social awareness.
Permanent delusion of being relevant.
Brain decay from constant exposure to “random” and “ig.”
Example: “He talks like an NPC and cries over his Discord girl — classic FiveM Brain PT 2.”
Example:
“Bro, what do you do in real life?”
Response: “LMAOO random, ig u broke.” (FiveM Brain detected)
Final Thoughts
The FiveM community is easily one of the cringiest on the internet — a mix of wannabe thugs, fake gangsters, e-daters, and Discord addicts who think having a 2015 account means status.
They can’t talk about real life without short-circuiting, and they think “Discord beef” equals power.
In reality, they’re just a bunch of lowlife rejects living in a fake world.
Example:
“This user is suspected to be part of a __ organization, please report any information to __.”
Accounts made in 2015 that they brag about like it’s an achievement.
Example: Copy a fake “NYC thug” personality even though they’ve never been outside their state.
Example:
“Bro, what do you do in real life?”
Response: “LMAOO random, ig u broke.” (FiveM Brain detected)
Final Thoughts
The FiveM community is easily one of the cringiest on the internet — a mix of wannabe thugs, fake gangsters, e-daters, and Discord addicts who think having a 2015 account means status.
They can’t talk about real life without short-circuiting, and they think “Discord beef” equals power.
In reality, they’re just a bunch of lowlife rejects living in a fake world.
Example:
“This user is suspected to be part of a __ organization, please report any information to __.”
Accounts made in 2015 that they brag about like it’s an achievement.
Example: Copy a fake “NYC thug” personality even though they’ve never been outside their state.
by FiveMKidsAreDweebs October 7, 2025
Get the FiveM Brain PT 2mug.