fathin

an amazing girl who knows what she's doing in life , she has a very dark aesthetic and always besties with a person whose name starts with letter A
she's always right about things , even though she's just admitting in front of her friend

idk, fathin

by picasssod February 24, 2021

stick fishing

To insert a "stick" of Xanax into a female's vagina and fish it out with your tongue.

Last night was wild. She let me go stick fishing.

by kaynouse January 17, 2017

Ice fishing In July

ice fishing in July

1. Doing something but not getting anything accomplished. 2. Not hitting on shit. Going 90 mph but sitting still. 3. Doing a pile of work for no particular reason and having nothing to show for it. 4. People who plan all these wonderful things do shitloads of work and nothing happens when the plan is put into motion. Imagine the fact that someone has planned an ice fishing trip in July. What sense does that make.

Man would you look at him sitting over there talking to that applicant. Yah I know man that joker is not qualified it's almost like watching someone ice fishing in july. You know he has like been planning all this asshaterey for the longest time...And guess what? It's not going to happen. Yeah like planning ice fishing in July. What a jackass.

by pantyteamaster August 5, 2009

open fly fishing

To open the fly on someone's pants and explore what lies beneath.

In the taxi, the couple began open fly fishing!

by I, Wreckerrr November 24, 2016

Flap fishing

when an older woman with a bucket fanny goes out on the town in order to attract a young man for sexual gratification. its as if she casts her larger than normal flaps across the room and catches a man like a fish in her net.

as soon as the cougar saw young Brian across the dance floor, it was only a matter of time before her flap fishing efforts netted him, and took him home for some banging.

by docdebauch January 21, 2008

fishing a dead pond

When all options are exhausted.

I've given them every idea imaginable but I think I'm fishing a dead pond.

by Jamfetto August 10, 2007

tissue fishing

when the tissue box fails to reload after someone before you has used it, forcing you to panic for 10 minutes trying to get the damn tissue out of the box using only your pointer and middle finger before someone notices your embarrassing dilemma. Usually takes place in an environment where a snot rocket isn't an option (boss' office, girlfriend's house)

Jim: Stupid defunct tissue box didn't reload so i was tissue fishing with my hamburger helper hands for 10 minutes

by phan4life May 17, 2010