Fish Dick

A nasty rotten fish odor that tends to occur when a guy masturbates too much. Semen drys up on penis after he is done which smells like rotten fish.

"Oh damn.. I didn't clean myself well enough after i beat the meat, now i have a rotten fish dick!

by jenkinsz April 9, 2009

Fish Dick

What the human male experiences after a night of unprotected sex with a woman then leaves in the morning without showering, and follows that with a day of hard work in a hot kitchen. It is a combination of a foetid stench, grease, slime and crusty scaliness in the genital region.

"Geez, Chef, I just took a leak, and I've got a rotten case of Fish Dick."

by nyquilcoma July 5, 2012

Fish Dick

When a man is with a women who intimidates him and as he tries to have sex with her his penis goes limp and flaps around like a fish on land.

Yo, you hear what happened to Adam yesterday while he was wit that bad chick?

Yea yo, I heard he got some fish dick.

by FishmanFive May 9, 2007

fish dicking

The group act of, well putting your dick in the mouth of a fish you or someone else has caught. An activity conducted in secret by groups of male friends who are always going "fishing". Fish dicking can be a solo adventure but is usually conducted by a group. Fish dickers like talking about fishing trips all the time, and generally drop bank on fish stuff. People who fish dick are constantly blowing off doing cool things such as going to the bar to find bitches, or attending a crunk ass show. Instead of doing something cool fish dickers are always insisting that they have to go fishing instead.

Guy 1 "It's tuesday night let's go to Maxx's and hit on college girls!"
Guy 2 " Can't go tonight, have to go fishing on Saturday.."
Guy 1 " More like going fish dicking.."

by NinjaMonkeyBallz420 December 5, 2015

Fishing For Dick

When a women makes her sexual desire for a man very evident.

Ty: "Dude... Do see that broad eye fucking the shit out of me?"
Mark: "Yeah man... She is totally fishing for dick!"

by Inspectah October 21, 2010

Dick-Fishing

The act of editing a dick pic on Snapchat using the scissor tool to make said dick look larger than in reality ( a bit like catfishing but with a dick pic )

Person 1: he sent me a dick pic. It looks bigger than before...
Person 2: definitely dick-fishing

by Offical_dick-fishing101 February 16, 2019

Dick Fish

N., 1: Those little fish that are native to the Amazon River that are rumored to swim up mens pee holes.

2: A person who displays characteristics of being a smart ass.

1: Don't go swimming in the river, or those little dick fishes will swim up your dick hole.

2: Guy 1: Wheres the party tonight, dude?
Guy 2: In my pants!
Guy 1: Wow, you are such a Dick Fish.

by DJ Willy P-Izzle January 15, 2006