“I didn’t realize that the bottle landed on me when we were playing spin the bottle so I was kind of confused, I’m glad that my first kiss was with my best friend.”
by Malic.E.Acid October 20, 2023

He was pained by blue balls after his girlfriend fell off the mountain in his lap and ran home crying.
by Wintergreen February 29, 2004

"only kiss you dont forget and your not drunk when you do it
when you put the smack down on a pretty lady and your dick is harder than when you saw your friends mom naked"
is it wrong that my first kiss was erection-free? i suppose i was only 5, so it's ok... ha ha
when you put the smack down on a pretty lady and your dick is harder than when you saw your friends mom naked"
is it wrong that my first kiss was erection-free? i suppose i was only 5, so it's ok... ha ha
by Random Poster March 13, 2004

by pink pony March 9, 2004

by Malou Jaggli March 9, 2004

You had your first kiss eh? Well good luck staying with that girl/guy all through junior high school,high school,and college.
by 0niTTRay March 8, 2004

When two people male/female, female/female or male/male kiss for the first time in there life.My first kiss was after the christmas dance in the science room after that it felt so good and it was so magically. I did it about 20 times in school with the same guy till i got in trouble and the principle called my parents but i'd do it again!!though i havent done it since soooo theres a lesson for you younger people dont kiss in school teachers ruin it!!!!
by *~kisses and hugs~* XOXO May 2, 2004
