firecrotch

Lindsay Lohan's nickname courtesy of Brandon Davis. Debatable as to if the insult points to red pubes, a nasty case of STD's, or her being a promiscuous whore.

Brandon Davis announced to the paparazzi that Lindsay Lohan is a firecrotch while Paris Hilton laughed nearby.

by Heather (Ya Know) November 24, 2007

firecrotch

a person with red pubs

look at that kids hair, he must be a firecrotch

by kms April 27, 2003

firecrotch

intensely awesome in the sac due to an abundance of red pubic hair

man, that firecrotch offered a good lay lastnight

by lauren December 15, 2003

firecrotch

a very sexy redheaded man

Omg that man is such a firecrotch

by glen March 17, 2003

firecrotch

someone with hecka red pubes, also known as a forest fire.

kylin has such a firecrotch!

by Barbiegirl08:) June 10, 2009

firecrotch

Someone who perpetually has a scorching case of Herpes or some other form of VD. See "Paris Hilton".

Lindsey Lohan isn't a firecrotch because of her red pubes. She's a firecrotch because of that nasty case of herpes she got from scissor-fucking Paris Hilton.

by El Papa May 07, 2007

firecrotch

an unfortunate condition where one is born with red/orange pubic hair.

"i waz bout tah fuk dis bytch, den she had a firecrotch n i dipped"

by suckmyPP March 10, 2008