one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre

Being absolutely useless coming and going.

"This radio gets no reception and is absolutely useless. It's like one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre."

by JormanThoad February 28, 2018

pre-fiance

The stage when two people are in love and plan on getting engaged and married someday but are either too young or not ready to head to that stage yet. This term helps to show that you are at a higher level of commitment than in a normal relationship. This is an engagement without a proposal essentially.

He didn't propose yet, we are just pre-fiances for now, but he'll propose eventually.

by bbwdd June 25, 2010

fiancée

A woman engaged to be married. Sometimes mistakenly used to refer to a married woman.

'Jane is my fiancée; we are to be wed in two months.'

by Kyle Lees September 3, 2006

fione

the black way of saying fine.

"dayyyyyumm gurll youz iz fione"

by tara ashton northcutt June 12, 2006

fioner

a really annoying nickname for the name fiona.
often used because it rhymes with the words "stoner" and "boner".

most people who use it are jelous of fiona's awesomeness.

1. "let's make a group on facebook called the 'anti fioner coalition.'"
2. "don't call me fioner you republican ballsucker!"

by iffilust May 18, 2008

fiancée

Long-term girlfriend. In White Trash culture, fiancée no longer means "the woman I will marry on a specific date" but instead is simply a level of relationship status above that of "girlfriend."

A couple in a fiance-fiancée relationship may live together for 20 years, have children together, but they will never actually marry.

A tornado wrecked Jim Bob's trailer park and killed his fiancée of 18 years. She is survived by their six children and three grandchildren.

by chingaleta July 18, 2011

fincel

The financial version of an "incel" (involuntarily celibate, sexually frustrated). A typical fincel suffers from economic illiteracy, which results in poor career and life planning decisions that lead to a life of poor financial health. This financial dissatisfaction is often a combination of a college degree that is not marketable, large amounts of student debt, etc. Like incels, a fincel often turns to extremist political/social views that involve harming those that are economically literate and financially stable. Fincels resent society.

Jim: hey whatever happened to Tony? He was excited to graduate with an art history degree.

Scott: Tony lives at home still and works as an Uber driver and sometimes bar tends. He's evolved to a bitter fincel and hates successful people.

by Eddie Quesadilla April 20, 2019