Finney Time

When the god of soccer receives the ball and begins to physically and mentally rape the opposing team.

Jacob wasnt playing so well, but then it was Finney Time.

by yellow yeti November 9, 2012

Findy

-(fin-dee) Meaning: Faux-indie

Films that desperately try to emulate independent cinema despite having no actual "indie" merit.

e.g. Juno, Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist

Human #1: Hey, did you see Funny Ha Ha last night?

Human #2: No I was watching Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist, have you seen that?

Human #1: Yeah, unfortunately.

Human #2: It's so quirky and cool.

Human #1: Findy shit...

by Jam-rag July 11, 2011

Finneyistic

Misspeaking one or multiple words in a sentence, or misrepresenting the sentence by forgoing the intended pacing of the sentence.

That's quite the finneyistic sentence, you want to try that again?

by m o n k h a u s September 2, 2018

Finneytown

An inner ring suburb of Cincinnati, Ohio that went from middle class white to hardcore gangbangin territory over the course of 5-10 years.

A 1998 graduate of Finneytown High School most likely would've gone to Ohio St. for college, graduated with honors and went on to live the average upper middle class lifestyle with the two-story house, nice job, nice kids, etc.

A 2008 graduate of Finneytown would...
-be lucky to go college at all, most likely a community college
-live in Finneytown for a disproportionate amount of the rest of their life
-have a kid not too long after graduation
-get heavily involved with drugs or alcohol
-gangbang
-bring property values down tremendously

by Rob Hardbody November 27, 2009

Finny-d

When a guy tells a girl that her ankles are beautiful, and that she should hold on to them. Then you can predict what happens.(; This practice is often recorded and posted on sites such as Re-- Youtube.

Did you hear that Mary got finny-deed by Marcus?

by LieseI March 29, 2010

Finny time

A magical time which arrives generally as a consequence of massive alcohol intake. Ones accent may change to a heavy dublin dialect, and the current situation will take a far more surreal direction.

"Having a few pints with the lads last night and BAM! , next thing you know it was finny time. Don't know where i am now".

by badgersaurusrex December 4, 2014

david finney

David Finney is the most amazing guy in the world. He's funny, smart as heck and amazing in every way. He is always there when you need him and will always make sure your okay. He's loyal, dashing and extremely cute. He has hair to die for and he doesn't care who touches it as long as you don't mess with his weave. He's beautiful, strong and every girl wishes they could have him but they don't stand a chance. If you have a David in your life make sure you keep him

Girl 1: that guy is so amazing i have a huge crush on him
Girl 2: he must be a David Finney

by Someone who has no chance October 15, 2017